23rd in is Big Show, where's this guy been the past few months?! He knocks out Test, Test is 15th gone. Then he throws out K Kwik as 16th. Chokeslams for all! Even Kane! Rock's the only one who escapes a chokeslam. Big Show knocked out by Rock! Big Show is 17th gone.
24th in is Crash. Meanwhile, Big Show pulls out Rock and clears a table. He's gonna chokeslam him, Rock goes through a table. "My god, Rock's been broken in half!"
Everyone in the ring is beating on Kane. 25th in is Undertaker. He clears everyone off Kane. These two are working together. Taker throws Bradshaw out as 18th gone, Kane eliminates Crash as 19th and Albert as 20th. Taker tosses Hardcore Holly to be 21st gone. And Taker throws Val out 22nd.
Taker and Kane staredown as Rock is still laying on the table. TURN IT UP! And here comes Scotty 2 hotty as 26th, oh my god the look on his face. This guy has the best facial expressions. Big boot, powerslam, double team chokeslam. They both toss Scotty out, he's 23rd out.
27th in is Steve Austin, he won't fall to this team so easily. HHH runs out from backstage and attacks Stone Cold before he's in the ring! Rock's back in the ring to fight Kane and Taker. Austin's busted open!
Number 28 in is Billy Gunn. He's trying to fight the brothers too. Refs finally pull HHH off Austin. Rock wants a rock bottom, Undertaker DDTs him. Billy's already exhausted in the corner.
29th in is Haku, where'd he come from? Is this another islander for Rikishi to work with?
And here comes Rikishi as 30th. Austin's back up to fight Rikishi and in the ring. Haku is 24th out thanks to Austin.
Taker chokeslams Rikishi in the middle of the ring. Rock is almost gone, he hangs on. Rikishi with a superkick, he knocks out Undertaker as 25th gone!
Rikishi wants a banzai, but Rock is up first, he knocks out Rikishi! 26th gone! And I hear motorcycle rev as Taker drives away.
Billy Gunn gives a fameasser to Stone Cold and flips him off. Austin's back up and tosses out Billy as 27th. Austin's face is redder than Kane's.
Rock and Austin staredown, punches both ways. Austin's shoe is untied. Rock bottom blocked, stunner! Thesz press on Kane! Rock bottom on Austin! Kane thrown out, but through the ropes.
Kane's back in to push Austin and Rock, Rock is 28th gone. Austin hangs on, then he runs into a chokeslam. Austin gets up for a low blow, both are down.
Kane rolls out to get a chair. Austin fights off the chair, stunner on Kane. Kane's up, chair to Kane's face! Two more chairs, Austin eliminates Kane and wins the rumble!
Good undercard, good rumble, good PPV. Not many botches to choose from this time, which is good.
Star of the PPV: Steve Austin
Botch of the PPV: Jeff missing a leap off his brother into Faarooq's arms, instead falling between the two
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
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