We're on to Austin/HHH already? Austin and HHH have been on a no-contact rule prior to this, for whatever reason.
HHH vs. Steve Austin
Austin with some punches and kicks, he's got HHH in the corner and fans are cheering for him. Thesz press ain't gonna work here.
Armbreaker to counter the pedigree, and HHH rolls outside. HHH's arm goes into the post about 5 times. And here's the Thesz press.
Austin takes a boot and some neckbreakers, crowd is super hot. Austin's turn to be thrown into the post a couple times.
Chop block from HHH, he's going after that knee. Couple shots and then a figure four. HHH is using the ropes for leverage. Hebner looks and HHH's head is on the ropes, whoops. But it's not his arms so no break. Instead Austin reverses the hold.
Austin's fighting out of some holds with a head scissor, another Thesz press. Austin wants a stunner, but he's caught in a neckbreaker. Two count on both guys. HHH leaps from the top, he's kicked and a stunner, Austin with the first pin!
Street fight: HHH vs. Steve Austin
Immediately to the outside of the ring, Austin gives HHH some suplexes on the ramp. Over to the spanish table, monitor to HHH's face! Austin tosses some chairs in the ring and now the two are in the crowd.
Back to the ring, HHH takes a dozen chair shots or more. He's getting destroyed. He somehow kicks out.
Oh god Austin found a 2 x 4 wrapped in barbed wire. I think I'm hearing chants of "FOLEY FOLEY". HHH steals it and hits Austin, Stone Cold's face is bleeding like crazy. Both tables are cleared off now and JR can't even do commentary. HHH wants a pedigree but he's flipped through the spanish table!
Austin goes and grabs a beer, he smashes HHH in the face with it. HHH gets in a shot with the ring bell and knocks down Austin, two count! Neckbreaker on a chair, Austin's holding his head but a two count again. Sleeper hold, HHH turns it into a suplex on the chair and Austin kicks out again! HHH wants a pedigree on the chair but he's flipped out of the ring.
Chair right to the face of HHH! Now the stairs are thrown to HHH. HHH tries to fight back, the ringside area is a complete mess. He's got a sledgehammer! Ha, JR and Lawler are arguing over who put it under the announce table.
They're in the ring, Austin kicks away the sledgehammer and tries for the stunner, but HHH hits him in the face and a pedigree. HHH gets the pin and there's gonna be a cage match.
Steel cage match: HHH vs. Steve Austin
Austin thrown right into the cage and HHH is punching that bloody face.
HHH has the barbed wire stick and he puts it right on Austin's face. Austin reaches for a chair and hits his way out. Now Austin gets the barbed wire and gets HHH's face.
DDT onto a chair by HHH. Austin crawls to the corner, looks like the door is locked and won't be a way out. HHH wants to climb out, he's caught. Austin falls onto the ropes in a bad way and HHH just stands there for a minute? Austin gets back up and throws HHH down. He wants a stunner, HHH hits a pedigree! Two count! Austin kicked out!?
Austin's up and he walks right into a chair. HHH going for another pedigree but can't get it. Stunner! HHH kicks out of Austin's finisher.
Both guys reach out to grab weapons. Barbed wire and sledgehammer, and they both hit each other in their faces. HHH falls down on top of Austin, he gets the pin but both are out.
Minutes later both guys are getting up and Austin gives HHH a stunner so his music can play.
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