Kat is fighting for the right to nudity against Right to Censor.
I hear some sweet music, oh here comes Tazz. He's joining the announce table while Lawler fights. If Lawler wins, Kat gets to be naked, what a match stipulation.
Steven Richards vs. Jerry Lawler
Steven Richards has a funny shaped head. Lawler tosses out Richards. Now he blocks some hip tosses and hits a slam.
Richards takes off his shirt, does he think he's a Hardy boy or something. Ivory wants to interfere, Kat slaps Ivory.
Here comes the ho train from Richards, this train is definitely derailed. Lawler hits Richards with 26 punches. JR says it was 12.
Richards grabs a chair and Ivory is distracting the ref. But DDTs from Lawler and the chair is gone. Cover and Teddy Long is distracted again. Ivory runs in, she's slammed. Lawler ducks a belt shot. Kat grabs it but Lawler is turned and he's hit with the belt. Kat has to join Right to Censor.
Undertaker and Kane are in the tag division now.
Chyna released a book. I think I'll pass on this one.
Triple threat tag team table match: Kane & Undertaker vs. Edge & Christian vs. Dudley Boyz
The Dudleys meet the big guys on the ramp and get thrown off. Edge & Christian set up a table then get attacked.
Bubba and D-Von fins chairs and hit Kane & Taker. Now the Dudleys can battle with those Canadians in the ring. Bubba' hanging upsidedown and getting boots to the groin, what. Conchairto coming, Bubba ducks it.
Slingshot on Edge, but Edge grabs a chair and he hits Christian. Wazzup and BUBBA WANTS TABLES. Oh wait Kane and Taker are in this match, finally back up.
Double power slams, both big guys go to the top corner. A pair of flying clotheslines. Fans want tables as a pair are slid into the ring.
Dudleys are working with the Canadians temporarily, but it doesn't last. Dudleys want to give Christian a 3D, Taker stops it and wants a chokeslam, and Edge stops this. Undertaker getting suplexed and Kane pulls the table away.
Here's some chokeslams, here's two more. Taker sets up a table, this leg is bent to all hell, ha. How is this even gonna work.
Rikishi and Haku run out, what. They're beating up Undertaker and Kane. Edge tries to run Bubba through a table and he puts himself... into a table. Dudleys give a 3D to Christian through a table to win.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...