Everyone's disrespecting Booker T. Even Big Show dressed up like him.
CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKA
Booker T's entrance is so great an- IF YA SMELLLLL
Shane McMahon & Booker T vs. The Rock
Rock goes for an early cover, Shane runs in and disrupts the cover despite missing his attack by a mile. And when Shane's tagged in, he has second thoughts and tries running, but runs into a clothesline.
Shane's punching theatrics won't work, he's caught in a sharpshooter but Booker T saves him. Somehow Booker T is the legal man now?
Booker T's got a chair, Rock ducks the shot. "I WANT MY BELT BACK." Booker T hits a deliberate knee drop, here comes the spinaroonie!
On to the table goes Rock, Shane wants to jump on him but can't. Booker T with a big superkick puts Rock back to the table.
Shane's got the WCW title, he tries to lunge at Rock, he ducks and Booker T is out. Now Shane knocks out Rock too, the ref doesn't even care, what.
Rock's somehow taking on both guys at one now with punches. DDT and Booker T kicks out. Shane nips up and wants to do a people's elbow. Rock nips up to stop it, rock bottom! Spinebuster on Booker T!
Test runs out to fight Rock and gives him a big boot right in front of the ref. Bradshaw comes out to chase away Test. What was this segment about. Nick Patrick puts Rock back in the ring and wants Booker T to cover. He's gone corrupt.
Mike Chioda runs out to argue with Nick Patrick's bias. These two are fighting. Booker T gets a rock bottom in the middle of the ring, out runs Hebner and he counts a pin.
Regal has Kurt Angle's book on his desk. Torrie likes Tajiri now? Sounds like a ploy. Also, she is a giant compared to him.
Stacy Kiebler is in WWF New York and she shaves her legs.
Rhyno vs. Tajiri
Tajiri hits an early springboard moonsault. Now a superkick and a low dropkick, this one should be pretty quick in action. WOOOOO! Here's some chops! Oh no Tajiri's ribs have been injured.
Rhyno hitting the suplexes, but his powerbomb is countered. Tajiri with a nice flip and elbow. Rhyno lays out Tajiri with a spinebuster though.
Torrie wants to distract Rhyno, so he's gonna chase her. She is struggling to run in those heels, and she falls in the ring. He wants to gore her and Tajiri saves Torrie.
Tajiri tries a DDT and Rhyno just holds on. Here's the tarantula! Oh god Rhyno is way too heavy for this, they both slide right off the ropes. Gore! Rhyno wins the US championship.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...