Kurt's with Steph backstage, at times I can't tell if Steph's hot or if its a myriad of work making her look kinda attractive. Then again just about every chick looks like rigid in the face.
Lita's with Jeff and in walks Matt for some more chatter.
WCW TAG TEAM AND WWF TAG TAM TITLE UNIFICATION MATCH:
CAGE MATCH:
The Dudley Boyz Vs. The Hardy Boyz
Well, these two teams certainly know each other, no complaints with them being the ones chosen for this unification match. Irish whip and Matt lands the clothesline.
Double team and Bubba fights back and Devon's taking some tough hits. Hardy with a backslide and Devon counters.
Neckbreaker from Bubba and he goes for the pin. Knee by Devon and now Matt Hardy's getting isolated by Bubba. DDT from Matt Hardy. Jeff tags in and starts to clean house and the Hardyz have the upper hand.
The Hardyz are going to go for the cage escape but the Dudleyz are catching up and Bubba's going to catch him. Another cage escape attempt by Jeff.
All four guys right now are lying down. Stomps by Bubba and THREE DEE! MATT WITH THE SAVE! Bubba ramming Matt into the cage.
This time the dudleyz are climbing, but not to escape Jeff is the target and he dodges both! Now Matt's on the offensive. Matt's outmaneuvering the dudleyz, Bubba kicks out.
Hardyz from up top and Bubba's out cold! Now Matt's climbing up, Devon in hot pursuit. Stacy's pair of legs are distracting the ref big time and she steals the key to the cage, what a witch.
he does get to introduce a table to the cage though. Nick Patrick had no chance, at least it wasn't Hulk Hogan seducing him. Matt's again climbing up top and HE drops down to the floor. Jeff could be in trouble here.
He goes for a pin and Bubba kicks out. GYAAAAAAH, JEFF GOING THROUGH THE TABLE! Jeffrey Nero Hardy is suicidal! Homicidial, Genocidal! THERE'S THE PIN!
THE DUDLEYZ, ARE OFFICIALLY THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD WRESTLING ALLIANCE!
While Jeff's been through worse Lita and the EMTs are making it sound like this is worse than previous crashes.
IMMUNITY BATTLE ROYALE:
Bunch of guys we don't care about.
Over the top rope battle royale sees Stasiak eliminated before Tazz could even the ring. Paul Heyman looks totally shocked.
Hurricane dives into Faarooq and Bradshaw clotheslines him out of the match. Faarooq just got eliminated. Out goes DDP. Lance Storm eliminates Chuck Palombo.
We've even got wildcard entrants like Chavo in this. Well Raven's not winning. Billy Sends Chavo out of this match. Two men got eliminated by Tazz and out goes Spike Dudley.
Bradshaw knocks out Richards and out he goes. Billy gunn looking as generic as ever and he eliminates Tazz. Bradshaw's been vry impressive so far. Storm kicks him in the face and we're down to four guys.
Billy Gunn and Test are the other members of the alliance and WWF. Random neckbreaker by Bradshaw on Storm. Billy and Test are sort of just standing. Billy's not capable of skinning the cat.
Test eliminates Bradshaw and Lance Storm. Billy going for the fameasser BIG BOOT! Immunity goes to Test.
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