But I did get a "warning" from one of my friends one night at a party
I was talking to this girl, super cute, conversation was going swimmingly. Turned out we had the same professor for the same class, but just in different times of day, so there was plenty to talk about.
My friend interrupts briefly to whisper in my hear, "hey man, that's Jake's (I think that was the guy's name) girl" -- it wasn't as innocuous as it sounded, the tone in his voice made it sound like this Jake guy had noticed and was upset or something (which wasn't the case because this Jake dude was like a former Marine or some shit and would have no problem kicking my ass if it really came down to that, so Jake would definitely have approached me himself).
Then he walks away, and the flow of conversation with this girl was totally gone because part of me is like A.) Damn, I thought this girl was single, so I don't really want to waste time tonight tryna get my dick wet, and B.) Here I am thinking this former Marine is about to kick my ass or something. So I awkwardly walk away.
The annoying part though was later that evening, the same guy who "warned" me was like "dude go get her number!" I'm like the fuck bro you personally told me to back off.
