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I could probably get through most of it, but no not the whole thing. I probably used to, it was a common prayer when I was growing up. But that was before my pastor turned me away from church after many such sermons like
"Jesus lives in your skin"(Literally!)
"It doesn't matter if you find church boring when you go to heaven life will be 24/7 church service and god will make it so you like it"
"Evolution doesn't make sense, the earth is only 6000 years old" Actually a video he showed us rather than something he preached, but by showing the video to a sunday school class I am assuming he agrees)
"That mcdonalds coffee lady is just stupid and selfish, she shouldn't have gotten any money from mcdonalds and she should be ashamed that she sued them"

I have only been to church a handful of times in the last 10 years and every time I have gone there has been a part of the serman that just makes me want to smack my head against the pew in front of me until it is over. Instead I go out into the lobby or to the bathroom or to the crying room and check my phone.
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