A guy I used to know told me a story about how he was at a strip club with his friend. The girls wanted to take them home. He declined, saying he's married (true) and the other dude goes with the two of them. Long story short, they got all messed up on cocaine and then he was handcuffed to the bed. A third woman leapt from the bedroom closet with a rubber fist and... things went horrible awry for the man. When he told my pal the story, the response was "why didn't you call he cops?" Aside from the embarrassment, he was afraid he'd get in trouble for using drugs. Brutal, no?