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VAJoiner
09/04/17 2:29:36 AM
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Choose.





A guy I used to know told me a story about how he was at a strip club with his friend. The girls wanted to take them home. He declined, saying he's married (true) and the other dude goes with the two of them. Long story short, they got all messed up on cocaine and then he was handcuffed to the bed. A third woman leapt from the bedroom closet with a rubber fist and... things went horrible awry for the man. When he told my pal the story, the response was "why didn't you call he cops?" Aside from the embarrassment, he was afraid he'd get in trouble for using drugs. Brutal, no?
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BaronessaRolab
09/04/17 2:29:54 AM
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you spelled it wrong.
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MICHALECOLE
09/04/17 2:33:59 AM
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Long story short, they got all messed up on cocaine and then he was handcuffed to the bed. A third woman leapt from the bedroom closet with a rubber fist and... things went horrible awry for the man.

Wtf does this mean
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VAJoiner
09/04/17 2:34:45 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Long story short, they got all messed up on cocaine and then he was handcuffed to the bed. A third woman leapt from the bedroom closet with a rubber fist and... things went horrible awry for the man.

Wtf does this mean

He was sexually assaulted by the third woman (with the rubber fist) while the others laughed. This isn't a joke. Da fudge, right?!? I never wanted a one night stand or stripper adventure, but that scared me away from it for sure at that point. This guy who told me the tale was older than me, early 30's, and I was about 19 when I heard the story. I knew him fairly well and he was reliable. He thought it was funny, but I just kind of stood there awkwardly.
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magemaximus
09/04/17 2:35:21 AM
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my favourite colour is red
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DeltaBladeX
09/04/17 2:37:28 AM
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Wild guess, that isn't the Spider-Man we know and love
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Sarcasthma
09/04/17 2:40:25 AM
#7:


TC has a top-tier username.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
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VAJoiner
09/04/17 2:47:53 AM
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Sarcasthma posted...
TC has a top-tier username.

Because I joined Virginia? Or maybe it's because I loved BASEketball starring Trey Parker and Matt Stone... Or maybe it's reason three!
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Yellow
09/04/17 2:50:42 AM
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Is this the story of how you got those scars?
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Sarcasthma
09/04/17 2:56:14 AM
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VAJoiner posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
TC has a top-tier username.

Because I joined Virginia? Or maybe it's because I loved BASEketball starring Trey Parker and Matt Stone... Or maybe it's reason three!

All three
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
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VAJoiner
09/05/17 5:00:52 PM
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Oh snap!
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