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TopicB8UCA presents Wednesday Night SUPER Ruin ft Undisputed, MM, and LW Title Matchs
Strife2
11/08/17 1:32:02 PM
#29:


*Get thrown over the ropes and bangs head into the LED post. Strife seems to suffer weird spasms and then wakes up and grabs the microphone while the match is still going on*

I HAVE FOUND THE ANSWER!

Why Apollo and I lost the tag titles, why this tournament is happening, why I am in this match while Apollo is not (other than people being dumb)...I SEE IT ALL!

Since April, something has been horribly, horribly wrong.

Apollo and Tom defeated Sultan and David
Eaed and XIII defeated Apollo and Tom
Apollo and Tom defeated Eaed and XIII
Eaed and Emerald defeated Apollo and Tom
Apollo and I defeated Eaed and Emerald
Eaed and XIII defeated Apollo and I

Eaed and Apollo...you have created a singularity. WHY! Where did UCA go wrong? XIII, Emerald, Tom, and I...we were beset by some Groundhog Day or Endless Eight episodes of Hell. Each time we attempted to break free, UCA wanted the game to continue spiraling out of control. I could beat Emerald, but not XIII, but WHY? Because Eaed somehow kept control of UCA. Without them knowing it, Eaed and Apollo kept fighting over and over and over and over.

I wanted to break us, to break Apollo free, but my fortune spelled disaster! I wasn't strong enough to save Apollo from you. So, Eaed, what do you have to say for yourself? You started this by hopping from partner to partner. You made Tom and I shift roles without realizing it. I blame you for this mess.

You're supposed to have UCA's best interests in mind. Or maybe you can't stomach the fact that without the Kingdom holding UCA upright for a year, UCA would be a shell of itself. You used OUR success to give your career and time-traveling shenanigans one last hurrah. Maybe that's why. But I can figure this out. I can do it now. I know I can. I just need another cha-

*LostEd throws Strife back into the post to shut him up*
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