Board 8 > B8UCA presents Wednesday Night SUPER Ruin ft Undisputed, MM, and LW Title Matchs

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1. No rallying/cheating/alts/etc
2. Matches last 24 hours
3. User with the most votes wins.
4. In any multi-person match, ONLY VOTE FOR ONE PERSON.
5. You may not change or delete and repost your vote!
6. Have fun!
7. YOU CAN VOTE FOR YOURSELF!
8. Newcomers are welcome!
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Current main topic:
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75667504
UCA Master File:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gnuLaP8bOlDXKbs3Y1Y-8kbLkinD-CSr1K7aKfrQKqo/edit?hl=en&pli=1#

MAIN EVENT
DP vs ZSig XI DPObliVion vs Zerosignal620
DP and ZeroSignals match ended in a controversial manner after an administrative decision to go 25 hours long. This allowed two more votes that lead to a tie and the match was decided as a no contest. Can DP pull off the victory this time? Or will ZeroSignal take advantage and keep his title.

Serious Survival Announcment
I will make an announcement for Serious Survival.

UNDERCARD
MELEE!! Melee Mayhem Champions emeraldegg vs Sir. Chris
It is the rematch that has been long overdue. Chris want through a long road of getting back his title against a man he feels did not defeat him. Emerald just came off of a successful run in the Bound For Whiskey Series, can he keep this up and retain his title.

The match selected by RNG is a Smash Brothers match. The Smash Brothers Match is a complicated match type please view the rules here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kPZ9_1BkFL99oJ1x_tYisfy-T4Wa27vXvpe_DJNPYG8/edit

Nees first defense! LW Champion TheKnightOfNee vs eddv
It was the fan-favorite, returning Alumni, TheKnightOfNee who dethroned XIII and became the new LW Champion! Can he get his reign off to a hot start or will he lost to eddv? Eddv, just got done losing to HWs for a month. Can this experience do him well against the LW Champion?!

Bound For Whiskey Winner in action! Tom Bombadil vs ExThaNemesis
I am borrowing UCA Alumni, ExTha, another night to test and congratulate Tom as the winner of the Bound For Whiskey Series. Toms victory came as sort of a surprise. Can we see his success continue against UCAs first champion?!

BedFellows Tournament
TheLostEd/Maniac64 vs Apollo_Phoenix/Boko
Solioxrz362/Strife vs davidponte/LusterSoldier
TheLostEd and Maniac both volunteered for my bedfellows tournament. Everyone else was chosen at random. This is how it will work. The first round will last 12 hours. The Finals will last the second 12 hours

Dat Late Night Vote Form
DP vs ZSig

Emerald vs Chris
-- (This is a Smash Brothers match: please review the rules: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kPZ9_1BkFL99oJ1x_tYisfy-T4Wa27vXvpe_DJNPYG8/edit)

Nee vs eddv
Tom vs ExTha

First 12 Hours:
TheLostEd/Maniac vs Apollo/Boko
Solio/Strife vs david/Luster

Second 12 Hours:
Winner of (TheLostEd/Maniac vs Apollo/Boko) vs Winner of (Solio/Strife vs david/Luster)

@ZeroSignal620
@Strife2
@DPObliVion
@davidponte
@StifledSilence
@EmeraldEgg
@Tom_Bombadil
@Solioxrz362
@TheLostEd
@XIII_Rocks
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@DoomTheGyarados
@Whiskey_Nick
@Steiner
@WiggumFan267
@greengravy294
@MajinZidane
@LusterSoldier
@Stevie3V
@Maniac64
@Eddv
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@Shaduln
@ImTheMacheteGuy
@Chronic1000
@TheKnightOfNee
@muddersmilk
@TheSultanOfSlam
@ExThaNemesis
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DP

Chris

Nee
Tom

First 12 Hours:
Apollo/Boko
Solio/Strife

I haven't had time to say much since The Kingdom's reign ended. A good night's sleep should help me understand why it happened, why these new matches are taking place, why I am teaming with Solio, and why I might face Him when I don't want to. Perhaps a dream, a nightmare, or a new morning reading might answer those many questions.

I'll have an answer by morning.
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ZSig

Emerald

eddv
Tom

First 12 Hours:
TheLostEd/Maniac
david/Luster

Second 12 Hours:
Winner of (TheLostEd/Maniac vs Apollo/Boko) vs Winner of (Solio/Strife vs david/Luster)
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Lol perfect. No items. Fox only. Final Destination.
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We are the champions eaed woohoo

Tag
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DP
Emerald
Nee
Tom

Apollo/Boko
Solio/Strife
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DP

Chris

Nee
Tom
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ZSig
Emerald
Nee
Tom
TheLostEd/Maniac
david/Luster
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ZSig

Emerald

Nee
Tom

First 12 Hours:
TheLostEd/Maniac
david/Luster
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ZSig
Chris
Nee
Tom
Apollo/Boko
Solio/Strife

oh eaed. you and your little games...they never fail to amuse me. You have stolen tag team gold, and yet, here you are, still poking bears, trying to pit your Kings against each other.

You have an announcement for Serious Survival, eh? I'm all ears...I may just have a proclamation of my own.
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ZSig
Chris
eddv
this is my time
Apollo/Boko
Solio/Strife
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Dp
Chris
Eddv
Tom
TheLostEd/Maniac
Solio/Strife
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Zsig
eddv
Tom

First 12 Hours:
TheLostEd/Maniac
david/Luster
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I had the match won at Bound for Whiskey, or so I thought. Just when I thought I had reached my desired goal, I had it snatched away from me. I am not drowning in sorrow or looking for pity; it only pushes me further, makes that desire burn even stronger. I will not let another chance slip away. I will not stop coming. I will win the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship.
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DP
Emerald
Eddv

TheLostEd/Maniac
David/Luster

See look Apollo, I didn't pit you against each other. I don't plan on either of you winning.
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2 hours left on the first round.
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Chris and Emerald are tied 1 KO a piece. Everyone may vote for that match again.
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Chris
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Emerald
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Dp
New
Emerald
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I count TLE/Maniac 6-4 over Apollo/Boko, and the second match tied 5-5.

so...
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TRIPLE THREAT:

TheLostEd/Maniac vs Solio/Strife vs david/Luster

GO!
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Solio/Strife
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ZSig
Emerald
Nee
Tom
David/Luster
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Solio/Strife
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TheLostEd/Maniac
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*Get thrown over the ropes and bangs head into the LED post. Strife seems to suffer weird spasms and then wakes up and grabs the microphone while the match is still going on*

I HAVE FOUND THE ANSWER!

Why Apollo and I lost the tag titles, why this tournament is happening, why I am in this match while Apollo is not (other than people being dumb)...I SEE IT ALL!

Since April, something has been horribly, horribly wrong.

Apollo and Tom defeated Sultan and David
Eaed and XIII defeated Apollo and Tom
Apollo and Tom defeated Eaed and XIII
Eaed and Emerald defeated Apollo and Tom
Apollo and I defeated Eaed and Emerald
Eaed and XIII defeated Apollo and I

Eaed and Apollo...you have created a singularity. WHY! Where did UCA go wrong? XIII, Emerald, Tom, and I...we were beset by some Groundhog Day or Endless Eight episodes of Hell. Each time we attempted to break free, UCA wanted the game to continue spiraling out of control. I could beat Emerald, but not XIII, but WHY? Because Eaed somehow kept control of UCA. Without them knowing it, Eaed and Apollo kept fighting over and over and over and over.

I wanted to break us, to break Apollo free, but my fortune spelled disaster! I wasn't strong enough to save Apollo from you. So, Eaed, what do you have to say for yourself? You started this by hopping from partner to partner. You made Tom and I shift roles without realizing it. I blame you for this mess.

You're supposed to have UCA's best interests in mind. Or maybe you can't stomach the fact that without the Kingdom holding UCA upright for a year, UCA would be a shell of itself. You used OUR success to give your career and time-traveling shenanigans one last hurrah. Maybe that's why. But I can figure this out. I can do it now. I know I can. I just need another cha-

*LostEd throws Strife back into the post to shut him up*
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This wasn't posted in the main topic so I'm just seeing it now.
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Its been awhile since I last teamed up with TheLostEd, and back then we were both going by different names.

DP
Chris
Nee
Tom
TheLostEd/Maniac
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I believe I ko'd Chris so I should be able to vote again.

Emerald
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Losted and maniac
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Chris
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DP
Emerald
Nee
Tom
David/Luster
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Solio/Strife
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DP
Emerald
eddv
Tom
Apollo/Boko
Solio/Strife
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Solio/Strife
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Strife2 posted...

*Get thrown over the ropes and bangs head into the LED post. Strife seems to suffer weird spasms and then wakes up and grabs the microphone while the match is still going on*

I HAVE FOUND THE ANSWER!

Why Apollo and I lost the tag titles, why this tournament is happening, why I am in this match while Apollo is not (other than people being dumb)...I SEE IT ALL!

Since April, something has been horribly, horribly wrong.

Apollo and Tom defeated Sultan and David
Eaed and XIII defeated Apollo and Tom
Apollo and Tom defeated Eaed and XIII
Eaed and Emerald defeated Apollo and Tom
Apollo and I defeated Eaed and Emerald
Eaed and XIII defeated Apollo and I

Eaed and Apollo...you have created a singularity. WHY! Where did UCA go wrong? XIII, Emerald, Tom, and I...we were beset by some Groundhog Day or Endless Eight episodes of Hell. Each time we attempted to break free, UCA wanted the game to continue spiraling out of control. I could beat Emerald, but not XIII, but WHY? Because Eaed somehow kept control of UCA. Without them knowing it, Eaed and Apollo kept fighting over and over and over and over.

I wanted to break us, to break Apollo free, but my fortune spelled disaster! I wasn't strong enough to save Apollo from you. So, Eaed, what do you have to say for yourself? You started this by hopping from partner to partner. You made Tom and I shift roles without realizing it. I blame you for this mess.

You're supposed to have UCA's best interests in mind. Or maybe you can't stomach the fact that without the Kingdom holding UCA upright for a year, UCA would be a shell of itself. You used OUR success to give your career and time-traveling shenanigans one last hurrah. Maybe that's why. But I can figure this out. I can do it now. I know I can. I just need another cha-

*LostEd throws Strife back into the post to shut him up*

My fellow King...you may be onto something here.

This...time warp bullshit...it has to end.

eaed, this...has to end. This endless dance. This continuous power struggle.

And it will end...with The Eternal King transcending time. DEFEATING time itself, and ruling Forever as I am destined to do.
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And now for the announcement, Strife was right.. sort of. But I was not the one who caused the anomaly here... you were! A Kingdom already existed, you were just pretending to royalty. Royalty that this company provided for you. You sir are the fraud! And I will prove it to you.

You see, I have been in contact with members of the UCA Alumni over the last couple of months and it was not a coincidence that after 'King' Strife and 'King' Apollo lost their titles that it was time for the false Kingdom be taken down because like I said these you guys were given your power by the UCA but these men were given theirs by THE GODS!

Ladies and Gentlemen of the UCA Audience and lockerroom, I have had this announcement under my hat for some time but allow to reintroduce to you the team that will join me in taking out the false Kingdom at Serious Survival, the remaining members of the Kingdom of the GODS: King @FFDragon and Sir. @X_Dante_X !

We will show that it is the UCA and the GODS that will reign forever.

Forever Shall They Reign...
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I return to this land to serve my King once more

Together, we shall restore the Kingdom of GODs to its former glory.
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It has been too long that these pretenders have flaunted their blasphemy in front of the world. Men calling themselves Kings when in truth they are nothing but paupers playing in affairs they know nothing about. I earned my crown through blood and sweat in a time where UCA was a maelstrom of legendary figures. We are quite literally the GODS whose shoulders you have stood on to even dream these outrageous claims you've been spewing for years now. And I built a true Kingdom. One with Knights and Viziers and even Squires to carry out our vision for years. Not this... this... lunacy of two men both laying claim to the same crown. But no longer, that all comes to end starting right now.

It's no coincidence that the charlatans' illusion crumbled and more importantly their championship gold was lost on the eve of our return. Order was returning to where there was chaos, and the Kingdom -- my Kingdom -- was rising to fill the emptiness and wash away the lies. Your fall has already begun, but the finishing blow... That belongs to us.

Sir Dante has traveled far and has had many journeys of his own after my retirement, but I am honored for him to fight by side once more. Never has there been a more loyal knight or a more fearsome warrior. And so when eaed came to us with the offer, how could we refuse? One final run to protect our namesake. One final act of glory to add to songs the bards will sing of us until the end of time. Long Live the King.

And Long Live the one true Kingdom.
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All this talk if everyone wanting to be king but the real question is why? Kings do not have any power anymore they are just a figure hear who plays dress up in facy clothes to look cool. If you guys want to call yourselves kings by all means go right ahead and play dressup.
As for me id want to be something much cooler like a demi god or an angel. Maybe even a dictator but dictators really arent that cool but hey it would be more powerful than a king. Maybe i can play dress up as well maybe i can play dress up as the undisputed champion and if i told people enough they would think im the real thing, maybe a space man, maybe a greek god, maybe as 13 that guy gets alot of opportunities, maybe Tom and i could run this place, maybe take the souring eagle costume David threw away and fly over head, maybe a dead guy for whatever reason that seems to work Or maybe i could dress up as the President and people would listen to me.

Or maybe i wont do any of that shit and be my own man. Maybe ill keep my self out of this sillyness and focus one something that actually matters.. oh well ill just stop talking now.
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