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My name is Saul Leyman, and I am the advocate for the reigning, defending, undisputed,

MELEE MAYHEM CHAMPION,

The Devastator,

David. Ponte.

Before I start, I'd like everyone to give a round of applause to XIII for deciding to show up today. Thank you, XIII, for feeling as if though we were all worthy enough of you gracing us with your presence tonight. To be honest, I'd almost forgotten that you knew how to cut a promo.

I didn't say it was a good promo, though. Thankfully my client was too busy preparing for his match tonight to hear what you had to say, or else he might've keeled over at the thought of hearing generic old-timer promo #23 directed at him.

Tell us all more about how anything you did in the past is relevant today, XIII. Please, go on. I'd love to stand here for hours listening to how what you did 6 years ago against this person, or 9 months ago against that person, has made you so ready to fight my client today, in our glorious year of 2017.

Better yet, while you're putting us all to sleep with information that no one cares about, take some time to go into the history books and see what the track record is for opponents my client has faced who try to rely on their veteran status and past successes as ways to get the upper hand, and see if you can find a pattern there.

You know what, I'll spell it out for you, XIII, because I'm not in the interest of wasting anyone's time, as you so generously did when you made us all listen to what you had to say: It's not very good.

The Devastator continues to not care about what anyone has done in the past, and what that means for them now. The Devastator continues to not care about fighting you 8 years ago and what that would have been like.

The Devastator is here to fight you now, and he'll see you at the PPV.