Board 8 > B8UCA Presents Wednesday Night Ruin ft. Two Tables Matches and Nickname Battles!

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(THERE WILL BE AN EASY VOTE FORM IN EITHER THIS OR THE NEXT POST)

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1. No rallying/cheating/alts/etc
2. Matches last 24 hours
3. User with the most votes wins.
4. In any multi-person match, ONLY VOTE FOR ONE PERSON.
5. You may not change or delete and repost your vote!
6. Have fun!
7. YOU CAN VOTE FOR YOURSELF!
8. Newcomers are welcome!
9. ?Abstain? is binding! If you want to vote later, don?t list anything or say you?re waiting.
Current main topic:
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75962891
UCA Master File:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gnuLaP8bOlDXKbs3Y1Y-8kbLkinD-CSr1K7aKfrQKqo/edit?hl=en&pli=1#

MAIN EVENT
LOSE THE DAMN TITLE! Undisputed Champion and Master of Taylbes Tom Bombadil vs LW Champion TheKnightOfNee
DAMN IT! Why do you keep winning taybles matches?! This is from eaed the GM not eaed the competitor! (who would also enjoy Tom going through the taybles!)

HE?S A SULTAN BAYBAY! TheSultanOfSlam vs eaedwards6400
eaed the GM feels it is only fair that eaed the competitor also be in a taybles match since Tom is going to be in a Taybles match. Let?s see how this goes against TheLostSultan is back.

UNDERCARD
Battle of the Nicknames v1. The Gravy Train (greengravy) vs The Last King (Strife2) vs The Royal Advisor (StifledSilence) vs The Living Legend (Boko)
Battle of the Nicknames v2. The Devastator (davidponte) vs The Eternal King (Apollo_Phoenix) vs The Emperor (Shaduln) vs The Director of Chaos (Maniac64)
Strife has aptly added the nickname for several UCA Competitors in the Master File. Let?s see which nickname can pull out the win here tonight! The only nickname missing is the The Fan Favorite who has a previous engagement tonight!

Successful Random Tag Team DPObliVion/Solioxrz362 vs emeraldEgg/Sir. Chris
DP and Solio were awesome last week defeating the team of TheLostSultan and ZeroSignal. Can they prove further that they should take the tag exile by beating this combination of rivals in emerald and Sir Chris? If they win should they challenge for the tag titles at Exile??

ZERO TOLERANCE OR SOLUBLE?! ZeroSignal620 vs eddv
I would imagine there is no tolerance for having ZSig not on a show! However, the master of dissolving his opponents needs a match too. The real questions is ZSig Soluble? Will ZSig have ZERO TOLERANCE for eddv? Either way, both should consider challenging someone at Exile either Tag or LW for eddv.

Listen Up, XIII?s got something to say!
XIII said in the discussion topic that he wanted to discuss something on the next show. We are all curious as to what he has to say!

Wrote this at 10am but am posting it now VOTE FORM
Taybles: Tom vs Nee
Taybles: eaed vs Sultan
The Gravy Train vs The Last King vs The Royal Advisor vs The Living Legend
The Devastator vs The Eternal King vs The Emperor vs The Director of Chaos
DP/Solio vs emerald/Chris
ZSig vs eddv

@Tom_Bombadil
@Apollo_Phoenix
@Strife2
@ZeroSignal620
@davidponte
@StifledSilence
@Emeraldegg
@DpObliVion
@DoomTheGyarados
@Solioxrz362
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@TheSultanOfSlam
@TheKnightOfNee
@Steiner
@WiggumFan267
@greengravy294
@MajinZidane
@LusterSoldier
@Stevie3V
@Maniac64
@Eddv
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@GTM
@Shaduln
@ImTheMacheteGuy
@Chronic1000
@XIII_rocks
@muddersmilk
@TheLostEd
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Yes. Yes they are
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Tom
Taybles: eaed
Abstain
The Director of Chaos
DP/Solio
ZSig
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the multi-title life chose me
eaed
The Last King
The Eternal King
emerald/Chris
ZSig
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Tom
(already over because Tom is such a Master of Taybles)
The Gravy Train
The Emperor
DP/Solio
ZSig
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Dp and Solio together in a team? This may be the most powerful force ever to hit the UCA...

Taybles: Nee
Taybles: eaed
The Gravy Train
The Devastator
DP/Solio
ZSig
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I would like to dissolve the tag division one last time if ZSIG has Zero Tolerance for it.

Taybles: Tom
Sultan
The Gravy Train
DP/Solio
eddv
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Taybles: Nee
Taybles: Sultan
The Royal Advisor
The Director of Chaos
DP/Solio
ZSig
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Taybles: Tom
The Last King
The Eternal King
emerald/Chris
eddv
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*LostEd gets thrown through a table*

*Gets up and starts to twitch*
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*starts to laugh*

*Grabs a Mic*

Oh it is a pitty that i didn't even get to have a match with Eaed I was looking forward to this one! But before I even arrived the table was broken what a shame!

Well don't you know that I am back! Dont you know that the fools are still non believers!

This process is taking longer than I expected!

The demise of the UCA is funny to me really. How when I came here my only goal was to take it over; yet the savior sent from the future, only speeded up the process for me by being a failure.

Mad, am I? We'll see! We'll see who's mad, now that the Sultan has returned, with me at the top of my game He is back, UCA, you did not conquer him and now I conquer you!

Praise be The Sultan and may destruction be on thee roof of thy UCA

Bow down for The Sultan Has Returned back home!

*throws the Mic into the crowd*
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Taybles: Tom vs Nee(over via tom)
Taybles: eaed vs Sultan (over via tom)
The Gravy Train
The Devastator
emerald/Chris
eddv
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Tom didn't vote for himself, his taybles match is still going
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Taybles: Nee for the sake of not having double-booking
The Last King
The Devastator
DP/Solio
ZSig
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Tom Bombadil posted...

the multi-title life chose me

Looks like a vote to me
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Taybles: Tom
The Last King
The Eternal King
DP/Solio
ZSig

The Exile Tag Team Title Challenge has gone unanswered thus far...but that's no surprise. Why would anyone willingly volunteer to lose all future opportunities for the tag team titles? Every tag team in the UCA knows there's no goddamn way they're beating the Kingdom. Not now, at our peak of UCA domination, with both the tag and heavyweight divisions on lock. Not EVER again. We even finally chased that pesky time cop eaed out of the tag team division and into the HW division (where he will lose to The Kingdom again! Maybe the time loop isn't completely destroyed...)

We've proven we're the greatest Kingdom in UCA history--now we're fixing to hold the tag team titles until Epopmania (and forever beyond) so we can prove, without a shadow of a doubt, that The Eternal King and The Last King are the greatest Tag Team in UCA history.

Forever Will We Reign
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TheSultanOfSlam posted...

Tom Bombadil posted...

the multi-title life chose me

Looks like a vote to me

He stated he never votes for himself...even when it would benefit him. It's like the Yttershake, excpet no one is on the receiving end of the sportsmanship

...I don't get it either. Tom is one of the few true crazy successful babyfaces UCA's ever had (at least that I remember), so who am I to argue with it?
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(Out of character)

Tom is a better man than us all. Lol

(In character)

.. and that's why he must be vanquished! How much longer do we stand for this fake nice guy act?! He should be destroyed!
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Tom
eaed
The Royal Advisor
The Emperor
Dp/Solio
ZSig
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At Exile, I will challenge davidponte for the MELEE MAYHEM title.

I was cheaply beaten to an Undisputed Title shot and some may see this as some form of a consolation prize, but make no mistake about it, I would have gone after the MELEE MAYHEM title eventually either way. It is my desire to hold all of the UCA's titles one last time before we shut the doors, and, yes, it is my desire to reach that 1000-day target. But that's unlikely and difficult. What's more important is that I need the MELEE and Undisputed titles to complete the set.

I want to make that circuit because I have an intimate relationship with all the titles. The LW title, which defined the early stages of my career and which I elevated the status of by having one of the all-time great feuds with Ayvuir. The tag titles...I don't need to talk about my pedigree with the tag titles! The Undisputed Title, with which I created the UCA's very own Montreal Screwjob when I Won The Undisputed Title By Tricking You All Into Thinking I Was Rad Link 5. (see http://b8uca.wikia.com/wiki/I_won_the_title_by_tricking_you_all_into_thinking_I_was_Rad_Link_5 for more information about how I Won The Title By Tricking You All Into Thinking I Was Rad Link 5). So much history with all of those titles.

But the MELEE MAYHEM title...well. It's a title I have won on multiple occasions, and I do feel an affinity towards it because of that, and I have some good memories of it. Winning it in that tag match against eddv and Maniac when the tag titles were also on the line, beating Stevie for it, facing off with GTM in Last Man Standing, and last year, when I escaped Dr_Football's surgery table to take the title from none other than...davidponte.

But I have to admit - I am not as enduring a part of that title's legacy as I would like. Unlike the other three titles, the MELEE title's legacy is founded more in the battles of people like Maniac, like Apollo, DP, Solio. My failure to establish myself as one of the absolute greatest MELEE competitors...that is the sole aspect of my legacy that is not perfect. I need this. I have proven time and time again that I am the greatest UCAer ever, with my track record, my defeat of Jakyl on the grandest stage, my innovations. But I want to prove it beyond even the shadow of a doubt.

And that's what I'll do. I'm sure to davidponte I am one of his greatest rivals, but to me...well, he is an excellent competitor and a rival to respect. But not too much - I have beaten the very best of the rest in big-match situations, and david, for all his talents, will go the same way at Exile. Lawyer or not.
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Eddv posted...

I would like to dissolve the tag division one last time if ZSIG has Zero Tolerance for it.

You come out here to go one on one with Zero Signal and this is your response?

Don't get me wrong Eddv, you and I go back, we go way back! Two years ago, we battled each other over the Undisputed Championship! We shut down the B8C as part of The Resistance! Last year, while I was unconscious, the mind of Broken Raven controlled the body of Zero Signal, and you and him won the tag team titles. And the thought of us tag teaming again wasn't at the top of the list, until I was... provoked.

The Kingdom wants to run their mouth, claiming that no one will challenge them for the tag team titles at Exile. Last time I checked, I, Zero Signal, am an all or nothing guy. The Kingdom tends to forget that before I lost the Undisputed title, I was laying all the hands on everyone in the Kingdom! I knocked the former king off his pedestal. I dethroned the current king to become the champion. Then I sent Tom's ass back to Middle Earth where he belongs! And they claim everyone is afraid of them?

Eddv, I accept your offer to challenge The Kingdom at Exile for the UCA Tag Team Championship

Taybles: Nee
Taybles: Sultan
The Royal Advisor
The Devastator
DP/Solio
"...but first thing's first, Eddv *hits facebuster*"
ZSig
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The guy who said he wouldn't "lower" himself to being a Tag Team guy lasted one show. Kick ass all you want, but enjoy knowing that you just outed yourself as a hypocrite. The same guy who pouted to Eaed, saying the logical thing to do was make a Triple Threat match with him and DP. Considering I took my loss, didn't ask for a rematch, and then moved on after losing to you...I would have figured you'd take the high road. Maybe people act differently when they don't have any more choices because they were beaten to the punch. I wonder how David, Nee, and Tom feel about their titles and if they are "on the same level" as you.

I have no problem with Eddv. He's welcome to get anything he wants. He and I worked our asses off to win these once, so I respect that. But I suggest that ZSig remember that if he wants to act like an asshole, check what he has said and done first before putting his dick in his mouth.

But hey, if I lose, I have nothing to worry about. ZSig didn't beat anybody important to him after all. Which means he will have accomplished anything. I'll cherish this title until I lose it. I doubt you'll say the same. I bet this demotion will serve you well.
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From Ruin

ZeroSignal620 posted...

It's been an interesting week for yours truly, Zero Signal. I beat down The Lost Ed so hard, that as expected, he turns back into The Sultan of Slam. As far as I'm concerned, that chapter of my life is over. I've proven time and time again that I'm the superior competitor, and it was time for me to once again get the shot at the Undisputed Championship, especially since the new champion was a guy I beat a couple months ago during my latest reign.

That's when this interesting week... got worse. The right thing to do would be to cast a triple threat match between myself, Tom Bombadil, and DpOblivion for the Undisputed Championship. Instead, I get told that I'm in a tag team match because the UCA needs more tag teams. Rest assured this: I, Zero Signal, did not come back to rock an estimated record of 20-1 since Summer Spectacular only to be reduced back to the tag team division.

Also, the next time you want to disparage my effort or any other opportunity, go fuck yourself. Go take whatever boot you claim to kick ass with and beat yourself until your knocked unconscious.

Getting to team with one of the few people in UCA I call friends, and helping him lead the Tag Team division is a privilege. Facing off against Eaed and XIII was the same. Going toe to toe for over two days with three people who WANTED to be champions with us was exciting. But no...fighting you...whatever. But hey, don't wanna work with Sultan, but team with Eddv instead? You used Exile. You fucked YOURSELF over. The match will happen, I will kick "your" ass, and you won't have any stupid shit left to say.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMd-_1nQc_M

My name is Saul Leyman, and I am the advocate for the reigning, defending, undisputed,

MELEE MAYHEM CHAMPION,

The Devastator,

David. Ponte.

Before I start, I'd like everyone to give a round of applause to XIII for deciding to show up today. Thank you, XIII, for feeling as if though we were all worthy enough of you gracing us with your presence tonight. To be honest, I'd almost forgotten that you knew how to cut a promo.

I didn't say it was a good promo, though. Thankfully my client was too busy preparing for his match tonight to hear what you had to say, or else he might've keeled over at the thought of hearing generic old-timer promo #23 directed at him.

Tell us all more about how anything you did in the past is relevant today, XIII. Please, go on. I'd love to stand here for hours listening to how what you did 6 years ago against this person, or 9 months ago against that person, has made you so ready to fight my client today, in our glorious year of 2017.

Better yet, while you're putting us all to sleep with information that no one cares about, take some time to go into the history books and see what the track record is for opponents my client has faced who try to rely on their veteran status and past successes as ways to get the upper hand, and see if you can find a pattern there.

You know what, I'll spell it out for you, XIII, because I'm not in the interest of wasting anyone's time, as you so generously did when you made us all listen to what you had to say: It's not very good.

The Devastator continues to not care about what anyone has done in the past, and what that means for them now. The Devastator continues to not care about fighting you 8 years ago and what that would have been like.

The Devastator is here to fight you now, and he'll see you at the PPV.

Still some awesome time left in this show!
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don't purge on emerald!
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