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TopicI adopted a girlfriend for Ernie finally
Jen0125
06/08/18 10:22:52 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Yeah, I stole her from a gas station while I was blackout drunk the week before I went to treatment for my alcoholism lmao.


Of all the things to steal lol.


Growing up I lived in a rural area and used to steal farm kittens from a local farm. The farmer didn't care because it was one less farm cat he had to deal with. So, I guess I saw her and reverted back to that. I went in the gas station a bought a bunch of wet cat food, lured her and stole her. She scratched the shit out of my chest and I didn't feel it because I was drunk. And I took her home.

I don't remember ANY of this because I was blacked out. I woke up in the morning and there was a kitten in the house and Mando had to explain to me what I had done.
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