Poll of the Day > I adopted a girlfriend for Ernie finally

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Jen0125
06/08/18 8:03:22 PM
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She's a 4 year old shih tzu. I can't pick her up til Monday though. Can't wait to get her groomed once she heals. She looks like a mop. Her hair is even longer now than it is in the picture.

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Mead
06/08/18 8:05:36 PM
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Cute pup, what is she healing from?

Not abusive owners I hope
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wwinterj25
06/08/18 8:05:40 PM
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I wish that my mum would do that for me. Ernie is very lucky!
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Jen0125
06/08/18 8:14:11 PM
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Mead posted...
Cute pup, what is she healing from?

Not abusive owners I hope


No, she's getting spayed Monday so she'll be healing from that surgery. Sorry I thought I wrote that in there. I'll edit my OP. I'm not sure what I was thinking.
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Greenfox111
06/08/18 9:23:27 PM
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Oh jesus jens gonna be a cat lady but with dogs
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Jen0125
06/08/18 9:27:14 PM
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Greenfox111 posted...
Oh jesus jens gonna be a cat lady but with dogs


Well, yeah. I'm used to having lots of pets around. Growing up my family always had 4 cats and a dog. I prefer dogs over cats as an adult so now that I can afford pets I'd like to have more than one. But after this dog I'm probably good for a while.
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Doctor Foxx
06/08/18 9:27:26 PM
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Jen did Ernie meet this new lady or did you arrange marriage him
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Jen0125
06/08/18 9:29:47 PM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
Jen did Ernie meet this new lady or did you arrange marriage him


We brought Ernie with us.

She was a little skittish with Ernie and snapped at him when he kept trying to establish his dominance. They said she gets along well with her kennel mate though so we're going to introduce them at home slowly to each other. We're optimistic they will get along well.

They don't know how she gets along with cats so we'll need to be careful with that. But Maxie keeps to herself most of the time on her window sills.

She was extremely sweet to us though. She immediately rolled over and showed us her belly to get belly rubs. She was very eager to get attention from the humans but didn't need to be near us the whole time.
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SkynyrdRocker
06/08/18 9:36:10 PM
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She is a good girl
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GunslingerGunsl
06/08/18 9:37:01 PM
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Stupid me though I had a message as soon as I opened the link. I tried to swipe on the profile icon on the right. >.>
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wwinterj25
06/08/18 10:08:56 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
They don't know how she gets along with cats so we'll need to be careful with that. But Maxie keeps to herself most of the time on her window sills.


Didn't know you have a cat. Neat!
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Mario_VS_DK
06/08/18 10:09:59 PM
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Doh. Stupid me. I understood the topic title as 'I adopted a girlfriend in exchange for Ernie finally'. Annoying part is, this isn't the first or even second topic I've misread today. I've just been on a roll for misunderstanding people, I guess.
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Jen0125
06/08/18 10:11:05 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
They don't know how she gets along with cats so we'll need to be careful with that. But Maxie keeps to herself most of the time on her window sills.


Didn't know you have a cat. Neat!


Yeah, I stole her from a gas station while I was blackout drunk the week before I went to treatment for my alcoholism lmao.
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LaggnFragnLarry
06/08/18 10:17:11 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
wwinterj25 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
They don't know how she gets along with cats so we'll need to be careful with that. But Maxie keeps to herself most of the time on her window sills.


Didn't know you have a cat. Neat!


Yeah, I stole her from a gas station while I was blackout drunk the week before I went to treatment for my alcoholism lmao.

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wwinterj25
06/08/18 10:19:37 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Yeah, I stole her from a gas station while I was blackout drunk the week before I went to treatment for my alcoholism lmao.


Of all the things to steal lol.
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Jen0125
06/08/18 10:22:52 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Yeah, I stole her from a gas station while I was blackout drunk the week before I went to treatment for my alcoholism lmao.


Of all the things to steal lol.


Growing up I lived in a rural area and used to steal farm kittens from a local farm. The farmer didn't care because it was one less farm cat he had to deal with. So, I guess I saw her and reverted back to that. I went in the gas station a bought a bunch of wet cat food, lured her and stole her. She scratched the shit out of my chest and I didn't feel it because I was drunk. And I took her home.

I don't remember ANY of this because I was blacked out. I woke up in the morning and there was a kitten in the house and Mando had to explain to me what I had done.
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wwinterj25
06/08/18 10:25:44 PM
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Expert catnapper it seems. Great story though.
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helIy
06/08/18 10:27:07 PM
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and it's a stupid cute cat too

he types as he looks over to his obese monster that doesn't do anything but waddle and eat
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Jen0125
06/08/18 10:33:19 PM
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Oh yeah, she is a ridiculously cute cat. She was only around 10 months when I stole her. She's a wild child though. She goes from 0 to rocketship in .5 seconds.
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green dragon
06/09/18 12:52:28 AM
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Ernie bout to pop his rocks
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SusanGreenEyes
06/09/18 12:58:59 AM
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Congratulations on your new dog.
What are you going to name her?
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LinkPizza
06/09/18 1:02:00 AM
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I love pets. I had to get my little guy a brother. I'm actually thinking about getting a cat soon. Though I really shouldn't. But they're so cute. I hope she gets along with everybody well.
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Jen0125
06/09/18 1:17:19 AM
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SusanGreenEyes posted...
Congratulations on your new dog.
What are you going to name her?


Not sure yet! Gonna wait til I get her home and see her personality before she gets a name.
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ReggieTheReckless
06/09/18 2:27:38 AM
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Muffin

Her name is Muffin
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Revelation34
06/09/18 2:41:05 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
I love pets. I had to get my little guy a brother. I'm actually thinking about getting a cat soon. Though I really shouldn't. But they're so cute. I hope she gets along with everybody well.


The one you fed?
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FatalAccident
06/09/18 4:30:48 AM
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she so cute
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LinkPizza
06/09/18 8:23:13 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
LinkPizza posted...
I love pets. I had to get my little guy a brother. I'm actually thinking about getting a cat soon. Though I really shouldn't. But they're so cute. I hope she gets along with everybody well.


The one you fed?

Maybe. I mean, I see her around a lot. But, if anything, she seems to like being an outdoor cat. But I fed a kitten the other day because (s)/he kept meowing at me. So maybe here if shes around. But also, my friend is trying to give away some kittens. So, I also might get one of his. But it all depends on if how things go next week...
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Zareth
06/09/18 11:13:03 AM
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The first time we took my old dog to meet the younger one the old boy was scared shitless of the little guy.
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ArvTheGreat
06/09/18 11:21:36 AM
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did you guys have an indian wedding for them
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Foppe
06/09/18 12:02:57 PM
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ReggieTheReckless posted...
Muffin

Her name is Muffin

No, name her Cupcake instead!
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Krazy_Kirby
06/09/18 1:00:46 PM
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did you just assume ernie's sexuality?!?
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Jen0125
06/09/18 1:05:55 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
did you just assume ernie's sexuality?!?


Ernie will hump anything and anyone. He is a total horndog.
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ReggieTheReckless
06/09/18 2:40:50 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Krazy_Kirby posted...
did you just assume ernie's sexuality?!?


Ernie will hump anything and anyone. He is a total horndog.

Ernie the pansexual bacon meme dog
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Foppe
06/09/18 2:41:51 PM
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Name her Bacon.
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helIy
06/09/18 2:51:26 PM
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name her frankie
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Mead
06/09/18 2:56:22 PM
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Name obviously needs to be Hernie
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ReggieTheReckless
06/09/18 3:19:18 PM
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Mead posted...
Name obviously needs to be Hernie

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Jen0125
06/09/18 3:32:28 PM
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Mead posted...
Name obviously needs to be Hernie


Ernita Bonita
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LinkPizza
06/09/18 4:14:27 PM
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Her name shall be Bert!
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