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TopicCalifornia man arrested for smuggling straws
eggcorn
07/30/18 3:00:49 PM
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Bacon_Pancakes posted...
Into San Francisco bay area. He was caught with 14 bulk packs of straws, a baggie of heroin, cocaine, and a syringe.

Charges on the heroin, cocaine, and paraphernalia were dropped as they aren't a priority in SF.

As authorities were arresting the individual, he proceeded to defecate onto the street which is common in this great city.

He will be facing upwards of 25 years for the straws and faces a bond of 1.2 billion.

As a bay area resident, can confirm while walking down certain streets the whispered word "straws? Straws?" come up more than dope, weed, spare change, chiva, or gear.
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