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TopicIve been wondering, how would a taco bell religion work?
wolfy42
08/28/18 6:49:27 PM
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First new applicants must watch the holy movie, Demoliton Man. Then they must go out and work towards ensuring a world where everywhere is Taco bell.

The high priestess of the religion, Jen, will travel around the world converting people by force feeding them taco bell until they submit.

I will be the anti-christ of the religion, the one who must not be named. I will roam around finding random Taco Bells and BURNING THEM TO THE GROUND!! This will sadly actually help the religion, as it creates a target, an enemy, an evil that people can latch on to.

All my efforts will be in vain as more and more Taco bells are created and opened, more then 5 for every one I destroy. Before the end of a decade, Taco bell will be on every corner and fewer and fewer other places to eat will exist.

Thus will the world end, not with a bang, but with a Taco!!!
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