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PJ Morton - Everything's Gonna Be Alright

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvbMvffZZC4" data-time="
Nominator: Seginustemple (9/10)

No it isn't. </topic>

Time passes.

You have the distinct feeling that you should just stop reading the post now and move on to the next ranking; for starters, it's doubtful she has anything of relevance to say. Also, the fact that she's slipped into a second person narration is likely not a good sign. Normal people don't narrate the thoughts and actions of people in their topic, like it suddenly turned into a horrible CYOA or RP session.

Time continues to pass. Something inside you warns you that this is probably your last chance to get away from the insanity and that you should definitely be running away.

...As you wait for something to happen, you find yourself starting to lose consciousness.

"You're still here? Seriously?"

As you regain your focus, you quickly notice that everything has changed. You are now standing in a generic, grassy field at night. The only illumination comes from the full moon overhead, and a suspiciously out-of-place desktop computer off to the side.

Directly in front of you, there's an...anthropomorphic bunny dressed in a bright red ninja outfit? She's quite small, though you obviously have no frame of refence on how large humanoid rabbits should be.

"The NES Ninja Gaiden had a great intro cutscene, didn't it! Though I'm not entirely sure why we're here... I've never really had any interest in dressing as a ninja, in this world or any other."

As you question how it's possible for her to not understand what's going on in her own fantasy world, you deeply regret not having left when you had the chance.

"Either way, I think you should watch the video on that computer! We're not going to be able to discuss my thoughts on the song I'm ranking if you don't have the proper context."

Glancing over at the computer, you notice that a certain YouTube video is already loaded and waiting for you to play it. You realize that, for the first time this topic, the bunny is waiting for your decision and actually offering you some choices.

Go watch the video...

"It's an extended version of a song from the first Bill & Ted Movie!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upWj-RrKnIQ" data-time="

"Ya see, I think this song does, well, everything better than "Everything's Gonna Be Alright" to be quite frank with you. They're both cheesy songs about how things will be fine, but...

One: This extended version is clearly a labor of love. The version in the movie had a guitar intro that wasn't part of any released version of the song, so a dedicated fan spent forever studying the scene to try and perfectly recreate it. This version of the song is something you can't get anywhere else, being better than the commerically released version.

Two: It doesn't repeat "everything's gonna be alright" nearly as often. It does repeat the sentiment quite a bit, yes, but the nominated song might actually be even more repetitive than "Coming Down".

Three: It doesn't drag on for seven and a half minutes. "Everything's Gonna Be Alright"'s final verse ends at around 2:50, leaving the vast majority of the song as a repetitive outro that feels like it will never end.

The bunny has to pause for a minute and divide this into multiple posts due to GameFAQs limitations...

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