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TopicNo wonder Sears is going under.......
LinkPizza
10/18/18 11:27:56 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
I just wouldn't pay that much I don't care how much money I had.

I feel like if money wasn't an option, I might spend a bunch. Even if it's only slightly better than something much cheaper, I would probably buy it if I just had loads to spend on whatever. Currently, I'm not rich like that, nor do I think I will ever be. Haha.

wolfy42 posted...
Why not....

Seariously......

I went today to see the deals they had. Have a friend who needs a bed. All their beds are 60-70% off!!!

Good deal I think, I'll head over and see if they have any generators for me, and check beds for him.

This sears has no generators at all, so waste of time for that, but I head over to the bed section. There is a VERY bored girl standing there, just waiting for ANYONE to come by and speak to her, wishing she had some drugs to numb the pain of the endless hours of dullness. I say hello and her eyes light up....a customer!!! I explain what I am looking for and her face kinda falls, like she knows whats about to happen.

She leads me to the back of the area, to show me the "cheapest" mattress they have...this is just the mattress mind you, not the frame as well. With the sale....WITH IT.....the mattress was $560 or so. Woah, that was expensive.

I looked at the girl and raised an eyebrow "Why is this price so high, does the mattress do anything special?"

The girl looked down, a bit shy and mumbled "No, it is very comfortable though and it is easy to clean with these dusters, keeps it brand new even after you have been sleeping in it for months!!"

Hmmmm, I look at the duster and the bed then ask "That does sound nice, but the price is so high, I need to try this bed out first I think, before making such a large purchase".

The girl looks at me puzzled "Try it out? Do you want to sleep in it?"

I smirk and say "No, I am sure the bed would be fine for sleeping, but that is not it's only purpose, I will need your help to REALLY try this bed out, and then we can see how will it cleans up afterwards"

The girl gasps and looks around. As always this section of the store is completely deserted, she can go for hours without seeing another human soul. She can't believe what she has just heard but....she is soooo bored and any human company or contact would be welcome.

She says "I.....I.....ok, I will help you but we have to be quick, my manager can't find out.....and you better buy this bed!!!"

I grin, really happy with how this day is going and reach forward, sliding my hand along her arm before leading her towards the bed. Sears may be expensive, but it looks like the customer service is REALLY good.

I bet he doesn't even buy the bed in the end...
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