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TopicShould mayonnaise on burgers be illegal?
TheMikh
10/21/18 1:40:54 AM
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codey posted...
As a dissenting member of the white delegation, mayo is gross as fuck

As a dissenting member of the black delegation, mayo is fine in utmost moderation with ketchup and/or mustard.

It's also excusable as a standalone if it is (once again) in utmost moderation, and the burger patty is rich in flavor.

It must never, however, be combined with toppings that are not ketchup or mustard unless it constitutes a component of some sort of special sauce.

That aside, it must never be used on any other kind of sandwich or anything for that matter, except perhaps turkey or chicken sandwiches, once again in utmost moderation.

Conclusion: utmost moderation is key.

Addendum: The Canadian use of it as a dip for french fries is a crime against humanity and that we haven't sanctioned them is testament to our irresponsible use of leverage on the international stage.
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