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LordRazziel
10/21/18 12:43:51 AM
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Should mayonnaise on burgers be illegal? - Results (21 votes)
It should
38.1% (8 votes)
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It shouldn't
61.9% (13 votes)
13
What do you think?
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MuayThai85
10/21/18 12:45:16 AM
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Mayo should be illegal, period.
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Darkrobotisback
10/21/18 12:45:37 AM
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Mustard, onions, anchovies, butter (?) should be considered treason.
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nevershine
10/21/18 12:45:44 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Mayo should be illegal, period.

This
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DarkTransient
10/21/18 12:45:49 AM
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No. It may be a bit strange, but there's nothing that justifies it being illegal. It's not like it's on the same level as putting pineapple on pizza.
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Delirious_Beard
10/21/18 12:46:00 AM
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nevershine posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
Mayo should be illegal, period.

This

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Funbazooka
10/21/18 12:46:55 AM
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I can't eat a burger without mayo.
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juicebox4
10/21/18 12:47:15 AM
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no its essential on chicken burgers
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MuayThai85
10/21/18 12:47:37 AM
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DarkTransient posted...
No. It may be a bit strange, but there's nothing that justifies it being illegal. It's not like it's on the same level as putting pineapple on pizza.


Pineapple is the 3rd best pizza topping after bacon and pepperoni. Get your shit tier opinion outta here.
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DarkTransient
10/21/18 12:48:45 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
DarkTransient posted...
No. It may be a bit strange, but there's nothing that justifies it being illegal. It's not like it's on the same level as putting pineapple on pizza.


Pineapple is the 3rd best pizza topping after bacon and pepperoni. Get your shit tier opinion outta here.

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I could see that almost being a borderline moddable post so just in case: I didn't actually report it.
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Darkrobotisback
10/21/18 12:48:48 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
DarkTransient posted...
No. It may be a bit strange, but there's nothing that justifies it being illegal. It's not like it's on the same level as putting pineapple on pizza.


Pineapple is the 3rd best pizza topping after bacon and pepperoni. Get your shit tier opinion outta here.

Pineapples =
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littlebro07
10/21/18 12:49:27 AM
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It shouldn't be mandatory at some places. My wife hates it and Wendy's puts it on everything and sometimes I forget to say "no mayo."
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BakedStuffEtc
10/21/18 12:50:30 AM
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LordRazziel posted...
What do you think?

Delirious_Beard posted...
nevershine posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
Mayo should be illegal, period.

This

littlebro07 posted...
It shouldn't be mandatory at some places. My wife hates it and Wendy's puts it on everything and sometimes I forget to say "no mayo."


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MuayThai85
10/21/18 12:50:43 AM
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DarkTransient posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
DarkTransient posted...
No. It may be a bit strange, but there's nothing that justifies it being illegal. It's not like it's on the same level as putting pineapple on pizza.


Pineapple is the 3rd best pizza topping after bacon and pepperoni. Get your shit tier opinion outta here.

This message has been reported to the moderation staff.

I could see that almost being a borderline moddable post so just in case: I didn't actually report it.


If they mod me for that it just goes to show how laughably pathetic this site and the mods have become.
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DarkTransient
10/21/18 12:54:46 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
DarkTransient posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
DarkTransient posted...
No. It may be a bit strange, but there's nothing that justifies it being illegal. It's not like it's on the same level as putting pineapple on pizza.


Pineapple is the 3rd best pizza topping after bacon and pepperoni. Get your shit tier opinion outta here.

This message has been reported to the moderation staff.

I could see that almost being a borderline moddable post so just in case: I didn't actually report it.


If they mod me for that it just goes to show how laughably pathetic this site and the mods have become.


If they mod it for "trolling" or "flaming" or whatever, I agree with you 100%.

If they mod it for defending pineapple on pizza, fair next.
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codey
10/21/18 1:03:55 AM
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As a dissenting member of the white delegation, mayo is gross as fuck
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DarkChozoGhost
10/21/18 1:06:35 AM
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Mayo certainly hurts the quality of a burger rather than helps it. Bleh
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OwlRammer
10/21/18 1:10:55 AM
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Rad_Chad
10/21/18 1:11:33 AM
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yeah bro. mayo is gross. imagine eating stuff that looks like jizz
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Funbazooka
10/21/18 1:12:16 AM
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Something's terribly wrong with your jizz
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SMAP-
10/21/18 1:12:17 AM
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OwlRammer posted...
no but onions should

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sabin017
10/21/18 1:14:10 AM
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Mayo makes more sense on burgers rather than on hot dogs.
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BuckVanHammer
10/21/18 1:17:04 AM
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Mustard and mayonnaise required
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dib153
10/21/18 1:21:48 AM
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Mayonnaise is a tier 1 backyard bbq condiment, literally a staple, and goes on most bun based foods
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SuperExcitebike
10/21/18 1:25:39 AM
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No but ketchup should
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MabusIncarnate
10/21/18 1:29:12 AM
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Nah, a thin layer, or mixing it with ketchup as the condiment is pretty much my preference on a normal burger.
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HylianFox
10/21/18 1:32:44 AM
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Mayo is great on burgers
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DevsBro
10/21/18 1:35:25 AM
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No but the seller/cook should be legally required to say verbally "this comes with mayonaise; are you the kind of freak that's ok with that?"
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Two_Dee
10/21/18 1:38:32 AM
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mayo is great on hot foods (burgers, subs) not so good on cold foods (cold sandwiches, salads)

imo
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TheMikh
10/21/18 1:40:54 AM
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codey posted...
As a dissenting member of the white delegation, mayo is gross as fuck

As a dissenting member of the black delegation, mayo is fine in utmost moderation with ketchup and/or mustard.

It's also excusable as a standalone if it is (once again) in utmost moderation, and the burger patty is rich in flavor.

It must never, however, be combined with toppings that are not ketchup or mustard unless it constitutes a component of some sort of special sauce.

That aside, it must never be used on any other kind of sandwich or anything for that matter, except perhaps turkey or chicken sandwiches, once again in utmost moderation.

Conclusion: utmost moderation is key.

Addendum: The Canadian use of it as a dip for french fries is a crime against humanity and that we haven't sanctioned them is testament to our irresponsible use of leverage on the international stage.
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DarkTransient
10/21/18 1:42:12 AM
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The real question is what situation would drive you to use mayo rather than the superior aioli?
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TheMikh
10/21/18 1:43:27 AM
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DarkTransient posted...
The real question is what situation would drive you to use mayo rather than the superior aioli?

I learned literally a minute or two ago that you can buy aioli in stores.

I guess there's no reason to buy mayo anymore.
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YukihoHagiwara
10/21/18 1:48:27 AM
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if you can't eat a spoonful of mayo and not wince you're not fit to be a u.s. president
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The23rdMagus
10/21/18 1:49:26 AM
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It keeps the bun from getting soggy as quickly. It's a must.
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DarkTransient
10/21/18 1:50:25 AM
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TheMikh posted...
DarkTransient posted...
The real question is what situation would drive you to use mayo rather than the superior aioli?

I learned literally a minute or two ago that you can buy aioli in stores.

I guess there's no reason to buy mayo anymore.


... why would you ever have thought you couldn't? Even here in NZ where selection is often shit, I don't think I've ever seen a single decent-sized grocery store that doesn't have at least 3 or 4 varieties of aioli.
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bevan306
10/21/18 1:54:32 AM
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gotta have that coleslaw on chicken burgers. But it's preferable to also have a second sauce on the burger
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Mareen
10/21/18 2:02:18 AM
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No because a little mayo mixed with ketchup is good.
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Life Sympathy
10/21/18 2:03:17 AM
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I like mayo on my burgers.
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Funbazooka
10/21/18 2:26:19 AM
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Coleslaw on beef brisket is real good
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gmanthebest
10/21/18 2:28:07 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Mayo should be illegal, period.

Nah, gotta have it for egg salad.
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Funbazooka
10/21/18 2:28:45 AM
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I really want an egg salad sandwich right now
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Jonestown
10/21/18 2:29:10 AM
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But I like mayo, and I'm not even white.
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_Lyonidias
10/21/18 2:29:31 AM
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nevershine posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
Mayo should be illegal, period.

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Jonestown
10/21/18 2:29:53 AM
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Funbazooka posted...
I really want an egg salad sandwich right now


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gguirao
10/21/18 4:05:34 AM
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Only if you don't have mustard instead.
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pfh1001
10/21/18 4:58:03 AM
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DevsBro posted...
No but the seller/cook should be legally required to say verbally "this comes with mayonaise; are you the kind of freak that's ok with that?"


This. Mayo on burgers is disgusting.
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Parappa09
10/21/18 5:15:05 AM
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Jonestown posted...
But I like mayo, and I'm not even white.

juicebox4 posted...
its essential on chicken burgers

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shokan_warrior
10/21/18 5:41:12 AM
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Mayo lovers need to be deported
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pres_madagascar
10/21/18 5:51:15 AM
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nevershine posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
Mayo should be illegal, period.

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paladin_man
10/21/18 5:55:33 AM
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Aioli-style mayo is okay on chicken breast burgers.
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