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I live in California and tha was on third list of states tha don't make you pay taxes on lottery winnings. So I'd still have over 300 million dollars. Get myself a large piece of property. Surround it with a decent sized berm. Have lots of trees and shrubs planted all over the berm. The side of the property facing the roadway would have a larger hill. On top of that hill would be built a good sized house that was designed to look rundown and "creepy". There would be some very well done fake dead trees around it for a little extra flare. Under that would be my actual home. The hill would be cut away at the back exposing the underground dwelling to the interior of the property. It would be a very modern, concrete structure with the exposed side being made up of motley windows to keep it from feeling like an underground structure. The front gate would have a driveway that enters the property at a sharp angle to anyone from seeing into the property from there. Now obviously it wouldn't be a secret since anyone who looked at it via Google maps satellite overlay would see what was actually there. But people just driving by would be all "WTF?" This is my dream home.

Then I'm getting a '69 L88 C3 and having that bitch lifted with some big ass off road tires stuffed under her.

After that, I don't know. Travel everywhere. Go swim with sharks. Experience some of the truly convincing trans women that Thailand is famous for. Perhaps arrange a people hunt. Learn to fly. Get a collection of bizarre taxidermy. The sort of stuff that Sarina Brewer and Enrique Gomez De Molina create. Eat so many different foods. Blow a bunch of stuff up. Experience a pregnant little person with at least one mid thigh amputation. Preferably both legs. After that? I don't really know.
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