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TopicIf a coworker said to you,
Mover_of_Zigs
12/03/18 2:46:41 PM
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Should have gone with something more subtle, like "You're like cocaine to me. I enjoy our time together, but if I'm around you too much you'll probably ruin my life."
Then she'd want to prove you wrong and she'd be yours forever.
If anyone else needs dating advice, feel free to ask. I've been with the same girl for 18 years and she hasn't poisoned me yet.
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