Poll of the Day > If a coworker said to you,

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eating4fun
11/26/18 1:18:24 AM
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You're like a dog to me. I feel very happy whenever I see you. Or maybe it's the other way around, like I'm your dog or something.

How would you respond? What would you think of that person?
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MICHALECOLE
11/26/18 1:19:22 AM
#2:


Lets try doggy style
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StoneRevolver
11/26/18 1:29:22 AM
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Depends on body language and tone.
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wwinterj25
11/26/18 1:38:58 AM
#4:


eating4fun posted...
How would you respond?


Sit and start barking while wagging my tail.

eating4fun posted...
What would you think of that person?

Humans are strange.
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ferko420
11/26/18 1:47:21 AM
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i was more thinking depends on the tongue....
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eating4fun
11/26/18 2:05:33 AM
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More context, you suspect that this coworker has a crush on you.
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EclairReturns
11/26/18 2:06:19 AM
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eating4fun posted...
coworker has a crush on you


Then you can probably assume that that's the case, if she's said these things to you.
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StoneRevolver
11/26/18 2:07:35 AM
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EclairReturns posted...
eating4fun posted...
coworker has a crush on you


Then you can probably assume that that's the case, if she's said these things to you.

Agreed. If you already thought that, this is your confirmation. Get after it.
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wwinterj25
11/26/18 2:13:58 AM
#9:


eating4fun posted...
More context, you suspect that this coworker has a crush on you.


MICHALECOLE posted...
Lets try doggy style

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Cruddy_horse
11/26/18 2:42:46 AM
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This sounds like a Bojack Horseman quote.
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eating4fun
11/26/18 2:49:43 AM
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StoneRevolver posted...
EclairReturns posted...
eating4fun posted...
coworker has a crush on you


Then you can probably assume that that's the case, if she's said these things to you.

Agreed. If you already thought that, this is your confirmation. Get after it.


Jokes on me. I AM that coworker. I never fully outright spelled out my feelings or intent to her. But god damn, I just want her to know how happy I feel around her. But apparently, it's a big no-no and it's suicide to do so, especially since she has a BF.
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bossjony
11/26/18 5:40:33 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Lets try doggy style

When are you going to just admit ur not straight and come out of the closet
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bossjony
11/26/18 6:01:00 AM
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eating4fun posted...
StoneRevolver posted...
EclairReturns posted...
eating4fun posted...
coworker has a crush on you


Then you can probably assume that that's the case, if she's said these things to you.

Agreed. If you already thought that, this is your confirmation. Get after it.


Jokes on me. I AM that coworker. I never fully outright spelled out my feelings or intent to her. But god damn, I just want her to know how happy I feel around her. But apparently, it's a big no-no and it's suicide to do so, especially since she has a BF.

JUS do.it
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MICHALECOLE
11/26/18 8:40:32 AM
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bossjony posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Lets try doggy style

When are you going to just admit ur not straight and come out of the closet
@MICHALECOLE

When your dad finally leaves your mom and him and I can run away together
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wwinterj25
11/26/18 8:48:27 AM
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https://imgur.com/BWaY6
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OhhhJa
11/26/18 8:59:39 AM
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Start bringing alpo for lunch to finally rake her in
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dancer62
11/26/18 9:51:04 AM
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Single raised eyebrow, and snub henceforth. Creepy!
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bossjony
11/27/18 4:14:03 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
bossjony posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Lets try doggy style

When are you going to just admit ur not straight and come out of the closet
@MICHALECOLE

When your dad finally leaves your mom and him and I can run away together

Wow
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Playsaver
11/27/18 6:14:31 PM
#19:


eating4fun posted...
You're like a dog to me. I feel very happy whenever I see you. Or maybe it's the other way around, like I'm your dog or something.

How would you respond? What would you think of that person?

Your like a tree to me sturdy and solid, among other more important things.
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Revelation34
11/30/18 11:33:32 PM
#20:


eating4fun posted...

Jokes on me. I AM that coworker. I never fully outright spelled out my feelings or intent to her. But god damn, I just want her to know how happy I feel around her. But apparently, it's a big no-no and it's suicide to do so, especially since she has a BF.


She only said that since she knows you have a crush on her.
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Blorfenburger
12/01/18 12:15:42 AM
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I'd call them a moose
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eating4fun
12/02/18 11:58:11 PM
#22:


Revelation34 posted...


She only said that since she knows you have a crush on her.
Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms


I fucked up my writing. What I meant to say, was the dog joke/sincerity was something I want to say to her.
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joemodda
12/02/18 11:59:52 PM
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Depends if she's hot or not
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Revelation34
12/03/18 12:53:09 AM
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eating4fun posted...
I fucked up my writing. What I meant to say, was the dog joke/sincerity was something I want to say to her.


I meant the boyfriend thing.
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eating4fun
12/03/18 1:59:34 AM
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Fuck. I don't know a thing about flirting, but apparently, I did a bunch of them, which is why I would reason she knows I'm interested in her. And shit, I just realized why some of my co-workers just... know.

https://www.lovepanky.com/women/understanding-men/how-guys-flirt-to-impress
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eating4fun
12/03/18 2:08:41 AM
#26:


But sometimes, she obliges when I show interest, and other times, she doesn't, and it all makes me very happy or sad.

fuck fuck fuck. I guess I'm just a lost cause.

If she knows I'm interested in her, but neither affirms or outright denies my interest, shes... not interested in me? I suppose my best course of action is to really cut back my displays of interest, and just hope and wait for her to reciprocate interest in me.

Also, might be nice girl syndrome, and she doesn't want to hurt my feelings by outright turning away my displays of interest, or nice guy syndrome and I'm too stupid to notice if she's trying to subetly tell me she's not interested. OR BOTH.
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Foppe
12/03/18 2:17:01 AM
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I will give her a collar.
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SunWuKung420
12/03/18 7:27:55 AM
#28:


It's not hard to say "I like you. Want to go on a date?", and it's 100% less creepy than everything you are currently doing.
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Revelation34
12/03/18 1:45:03 PM
#29:


SunWuKung420 posted...
It's not hard to say "I like you. Want to go on a date?", and it's 100% less creepy than everything you are currently doing.


Actually that's just as "creepy" since she has a boyfriend.
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Mover_of_Zigs
12/03/18 2:46:41 PM
#30:


Should have gone with something more subtle, like "You're like cocaine to me. I enjoy our time together, but if I'm around you too much you'll probably ruin my life."
Then she'd want to prove you wrong and she'd be yours forever.
If anyone else needs dating advice, feel free to ask. I've been with the same girl for 18 years and she hasn't poisoned me yet.
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Dikitain
12/03/18 3:11:17 PM
#31:


Start humping their leg to assert dominance.
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