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Rant time. I've ranted about this before, but it's cathartic, so i'll do it again.

I want AEW to absolutely fucking wipe the floor with WWE. Just fucking destroy them in ratings, have fans chant AEW over and over again at events, take jabs at their bullshit product on live TV, just fucking stomp them on them and mash their foot around on them over and over again.

And then MAYBE, god forbid, just MAYBE, Vince will pull his idiotic, stubborn head out of his stupid ass and realize that MAYBE, god forbid, just MAYBE, he should do something different to win fans back instead of hiring 'writers' that go to the goddamned assembly line every fucking week with wonderfully gripping, edge of your seat, character and plot driven examples of terrific storytelling such as:

A)I don't like you. I don't like you either! Let's fight

and

B)I want your title! You can't have it! But I want it! Fight me for it! Okay!

And then after that realization MAYBE comes and Vince snaps the fuck out of it, and realizes that his product is a fucking rhino turd wrapped in raw sewage toilet paper, thats when I want the WWE to do well. I want to see them come back with a vengeance. I want to see them restore their former glory. I want to see them and AEW, every week, saying oh yeah, top this motherfuckers. Because we'll all win in the end.

Because that'll be reminiscent of the greatest era in wrestling ever, the Attitude era. Why was it so great? Because almost everybody on the goddamned roster was used, it seemed like everyone was in a storyline or a feud, we kept wanting to see what would happen next, the storylines were fun and original, and they didn't waste THREE, FUCKING, HOURS of everybody's time with useless filler segments that are just that, because they can't figure out how to fill a three hour show despite never using half of their fucking roster.

And it'll never get better for them until they have competition and they don't give a rat's fucking ass because they know they can take a fucking dump into a play-doh machine and come out with something they think is abysmally entertaining, which it never is, and people will still watch because they're still #1 in town, as pathetic as that is.

tl;dr I hope AEW beats WWE's fucking face into hamburger meat. Then I hope WWE wakes the fuck up and starts fighting back. Then AEW fights back. Competition = Entertainment = everybody wins.

*inhale exhale inhale exhale inhale exhale* Ok i'm done. /rant
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