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| Topic | that awkward moment when girl you take home to bang thinks you collect urine |
| No_U_L7 07/24/19 8:37:40 PM #129: | Rebel_Patriot posted... Im more interested in the fact her shirt seems open top to bottom i take her home, we go straight to the bedroom to show her the view because i feel it's p on, we start making out, i undo her top, we make out and then she tells me to stop and give her the tour. she obviously needed to feel more comfortable before we did more stuff. i give her the tour, she sees the bowl says "oh my god, of course the one time i decide to go home with a guy he's a serial killer!" we joke about that a bit, she jokes she's going to flush it, i tell her not to flush perfectly good alcohol, i drink it to prove to her it's vodka and then i say "oh nvm you're right, it's pee", we have a good laugh, go back into the living room, she sees my shoe tree, thinks it's a dildo, says "of course the one time i decide to go home with a guy he's a sex pervert!", we joke about that for a while. after a bit of time and joking and talking she feels more comfortable, we go back to the bedroom and pick back up where we left off --- ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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