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Epic fictional battles of Hiiiiiiiiistoooooory!!!!!

The Witcher VS Tha MAndalorian....who will win, who will reign supreme!!!??

The Mandalorians ship lands in the middle of a swamp. This is where they took baby yoda, and he will hunt them down and retrieve him. He lets his ramp down and stomps into the swamp. He has a blaster, his new flamethrower and a jet back to use, but this is a backwater planet, he shouldn't need more than his blaster.

Heading into the swamp the mandalorian senses something and turns, shooting a strange creature with huge eyes that was charging him. Bah, no threat at all, now to find where they took the baby. He heads towards smoke he sees in the distance when out of the trees to the right steps a tall white haired man.

Geralt "Why did you shoot the Faun? It was just hungry, if you had fed it, it would have left you alone"

Mandalorian "It attacked me, I killed it, that is what I do. I am looking for thieves who stole something from me, get out of my way or die"

Geralt "Hmmmm"

Mandalorian pulls out his blaster and shoots at the foot of Geralt.

Geralt "Stop!"

Mandalorian laughs and shoots again this time winging Geralt on the arm, he falls on his back in reaction.

The Mandalorian continues on his way, figuring the fight is over. Geralt pulls out a vial and drinks from it, then unshealths his sword and rushes at the Mandalorians back.

The Mandalorian whirls and gets ready to shoot, he is way faster than most and there is plenty of distance, but Geralt has seen the blaster in action twice now and unleasesh a shockwave that knocks the blaster out of the Mandalorians hand and sends him flying in the process.

Geralt rushes forward ready to end the Mandalorian with his sword, and is just about to when the Mandalorian uses his jetpack to push himself away, and then pulls out his flamethrower, aiming it at Geralt and unleashing a flood of flame in his direction.

Geralt holds his arm out in front of him and creates a protective barrier, the fire splits around him, causing him no harm as he continues forward towards the Mandalorian. He is obscured by the flame, so the Mandalorian has no warning when a large swords swings out and chops right below his helmet, severing his head from the rest of his body.

Geralt looks at the corpse and mutters "Hmmmm" before walking away into the forst.

Baby Yoda is brought to a group of mages which use his unique biology to start creating new Witchers again.

The end.

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