LogFAQs > #958373454

He staggers across the village and into a pub but upon entry is instantly confronted by 3 young adults. All blocking him from reaching the bar.

Lenny: "Hey! We told you already, you're barred from here. Get lost."

???: "Shaddup! I don't see your hic... Your name on the door. Why should I listed to you Digley, digless! and digoafy!"

Benny: "It's Benny, Kenny and Lenny and you know it!"

???: "Oooo such a trio! So scary! Pfft. I'm Bruno! That's right punks! THE Bruno. From the Elite 4. I can do whatever I like! So don't mess with you... I mean with me!"

Kenny: "No. You WERE in the Elite 4 like 500 years ago. Before you got absolutely humiliated by a little kid. Now you're a laughing stock."
Lenny: "Well he was a laughing stock until everyone just forgot he existed."
Benny: "When was the last time he even won a battle anyway?"
Lenny: "He can't have one. He traded all his pokemon for cheap booze years ago. Then he got drunk and smashed up the Pokecenter."

Bruno: "I swear I only do that 3 times and I never hear the end of it...wait..hic.... 4 times..." he looks at you as he says it

Lenny: "Bruno face it. You're a loser and you're not welcome here no more. Just go home!"
Benny: "He can't go home. He doesn't have one anymore after the divorce."
Kenny: "Yeah his wife left him for another woman because she wanted someone more manly than him. Talk about the Elite Phwoar."

Suddenly Bruno leaps into the air with zero warning and does a handspring flip. You're sent along with him, flying through the air and instantly closing the gap between himself and the trio. In mid-air he spins into a high kick that catches Kenny directly in the chest, sending him flying backwards like he was shot out of a canon. A move that would be extremely impressive if not for Bruno immediately stumbling onto his backside afterwards and drunkenly writhing around on the floor groaning and coughing. In just as much pain as Kenny. Every time Bruno rolls onto his side he squashes you under his thigh.

Bruno: "Ugggggh...Agh God, I've got Pidgey crap in my eyes. I'm seeing more white than Sabrina on my birthday."

Benny: "Oh My God! You kicked Kenny!"
Lenny: "You bastard!"

Benny: "That's it, I'm getting Officer Jenny. You went too far this time."

Lenny: "Oh no! Not again! We don't need to drag our sister into this. That's just what Bruno wants. We throw him in Jail, he has a roof and now we pay for his meals. I'm sick of it. No. This time he's gone too far. I say we kick him out of town."

Bruno: "Oh yeah you little brats! Why don't you come over here and try it!?"

Lenny: "Alright."

Bruno: "Wait no you don't have to.... I just asked why..."

Lenny and Benny start advancing on Bruno who adopts a praticed Karate Pose, then loses his balance and stumbles over his own feet, falling face first to the ground. Scraping you across the floor as he lands. The bar floor is as dirty as Bruno's pants.

Lenny grabs Bruno's left arm and left leg. Benny grabs Bruno's right arm and right leg. Then they lift him up and hoist him towards the door.

Benny: "God he's wet and he smells."
Lenny: "Quiet....Ah 1.... And a 2... And a-"
Benny: "Oh God he's carrying a flipping fish..."
Lenny: "3!"

On 3 they toss Bruno out of the bar and into the muddy grass. This loosens the string attaching you to his pants and you're free, along with his bottles that fly everywhere. With a splat Bruno lands face first into a brown substance that you hope is mud. You land inside a small dirty puddle with a quiet splish.

Lenny: "This is your last warning ya bum, leave tonight. If you ever show your face in town again, it's going to be very bad for you!"

Bruno: "Oh yeah! Well I'm gonna be very bad for your face in town too because I'm bad and your face is also bad as a...ughh"

Bruno slinks down back into the mud, realizing they have just walked back inside. He wipes the worst of the mud off his face and sighs.

Bruno: "Embarrased by kids again...I guess this is it then... Rock bottom... Everyone thinks I'm useless. Ugly old Bruno the failure. Fat Bruno the hasbeen. Drunk Bruno the embarrasment. Oh I wish.... I wish I just had another chance. I could do it. I could be the very best, like no one ever was. I just need an oppotunity. I used to be in the Elite Four! Now everyone acts like I can't do anything... I just... I need.... just one person who still believed in me. I know I could get right back to the top, I could do it. Everyone would remember my name. I just need a break." Bruno says with tears in his eyes as his cradles his legs, sitting in the mud.

What do you do?

A. Splash
B. Give Bruno Item: $50
C. Give Bruno Item: $312
D. Give Bruno Item: x1 Heal Ball
E. Give Bruno Item: Breathmints
F. Throw a pokeball at him
G. Just ignore him, don't make eye contact and swim away. You're finally free.

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