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TopicCYOA: You are a Magikarp and your grandfather is dying of cancer.
Guns_of_Verdun
09/26/21 12:21:21 PM
#146:


A. Jump into the Ocean. It's water and every moment on this ship is taking you further away from home.

Dry land (Well boat floor) is bad. Moving even further away from home is bad. Water is good. How hard can traversing an ocean be? Just go the opposite way the boat is going until you hit land.

You leap out of the porthole, flipping in the air until you realize that you were not directly above the ocean. There's a deck right below you and you're plummeting towards it at a disturbing speed
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Sailor#2: "Not sure if there is enough time to secure the Berries. Can you handle it or do you need a hand?"

Sailor #1: "Of course I can handle it! I used to be a Captain I'll have you know!"

Sailor #2: "Oh here we go again. Yeah sure. If you used to be a Curiseship captain, how come you're here shifting crates with the rest of us schlubs?"

Sailor #1: "It's true! I love the sea but every time I come out here, something really bad always happens to me and I lose my position. I drop my sea sickness tablets or a Charizard sets fire to the boat or Team Rocket steal my cat."

Sailor #2: "Oh please, this is a simple cargo barge. What bad thing could possibly happen h-"

Suddenly with a loud thump you land directly on top of Sailor #1. Luckily breaking your fall and causing him to smash into the deck. Also covering him in smelly vinegar and Magikcarp slime.

Sailor #2: "Huh.... Don't see that everyday. Guess you're right. Sorry man."

A little embarrased you hop a little further along and leap off the barge again, this time actually landing in the water.

The fresh water feels great after the disgusting vinegar, but you're overwhelmed by the sight. Nothing but pure blue in every direction. It's almost scary.

After swimming for a while you see your first non blue entity in this empty space. Make that entites, several Tentacools floating around, heading vaguely towards you. They are all following a gigantic Tentacruel Matriach that dwarfs all of them, this thing would give Wailord a run for it's money.

It's by far the largest Tentacruel you've ever seen.... Technically the only Tentacruel you've ever seen but still, you imagine they're usually smaller. Now you understand why Uncle Sharpy didn't want competition.

Tentacruel: "Tentacruel TentacruelTentacruelTentacruel Tentacruel Tentacruel Tentacruel?" (So here's the plan kids. We're taking everything from that Cargo Barge. Remember boys, no killing. That attracts attention, a empty ship full of survivors is considered bad luck. Just pick one Sailor and make an example of him. The leave the others alone, they'll be too scared to do anything. Any questions?)

Tentacool #1: "Tentacool, TentacoolTentacool?" (Yeah ma, whose that?) It points at you with it's tentacle.
Tentacool #2: "TentacoolTentacool Tentacool." (Yeah wait who is that? Is he with us?")
Tentacool #3: "Tentacool TentacoolTentacoolTentacool Tentacool Tentacool." (Well obviously. Who else is going to be in the middle of the ocean. Come on guys don't recongize our sibling?)
Tentacool #4: "TentacoolTentacool." (That's the ugliest Tentacool I've ever seen.)

Tentacruel: "TENTACRRRRRRRRRUUUEL!"(NONE OF MY BABIES ARE UGLY!) she screams while flailing her gigantic tentacles around, creating massive waves.

Tentacool #4: "Tentacool..." (Sorry mom...)

Tentacool #5: "TentacoolTentacoolTentacool!" (You fool! that's no Tentacool! It's clearly a Feebas.)

You: "Magikarp Magikarp!..... Magi...." (How dare you! I'm a Magikarp!.... Opps...)

You probably shouldn't have said that.

Tentacruel: "Tentacruel!" (Get him!)

Ruh-roh. Suddenly 7 or 8 Tentacools all start advancing on you. They mometarily forget that the ocean is 3 dimensional as you simply swim up. Causing them to get their tentacles caught up together as they collide.

The Tentacruel lunges for you with it's extremely long tentacles but it's too far away and can't reach. You swim as fast as you can. Looking back you can see them gaining on you.

Looking back was a mistake as you don't see where you are going. Then with a soft thump you've crashed directly onto the shore of a small desert island. Spitting sand from your mouth you are greeted by a tiny wide-eyed Dwebble with a smile on its face.

Dwebble: "DwebbleDwebbleDwebble.... Dwebble!!!!!!!" (Hey fish friend. Welcome to my home. It's nice to meet you, I'm Dwebble. Are you hungry or tired? I'm sure I co... What the! EEEEEP!)

Suddenly the Tentacools emerge from the water and start to squelch onto the land. The Dwebble scuttles away in terror faster than you thought such a little creature could move and hides inside a nearby rockpool.

The Tentacools are getting closer by the moment. You need to think fast

What do you do?

A. Splash.
B. Follow the Dwebble and try to hide.
C. Trainer knows water Pokemon! I choose you! (Injured)
D. No one knows more about how to handle a gaggle of pokemon than a nurse! Get 'em Officer Jenny
E. This is a job for an elite! Go Bruno!
F: Flee. You outsmarted them once!
G: Throw a pokeball at one of them

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