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Topic	CYOA: You are a Magikarp and your grandfather is dying of cancer.
Guns_of_Verdun 09/26/21 1:33:30 PM #153:	E. This is a job for an elite! Go Bruno! Somehow you feel like Bruno might have experience with this. You throw his pokeball out and Bruno appears before you in all his glory! Awkwardly staggering about before bending over and throwing up all over Dwebble's rockpool. Clearly hungover. You make a mental note. Healing cures wounds but doesn't hydrate you. Bruno: "Ughhh God.... Where am I?...Ugghhhh not again... this is the 7th worst place I've woken up in... Wait... I forgot about Gligarman's sock drawer....8th worst." The Tentacools just walk right past him and grab you. You can feel their dozens of tentacles all over you, it's gross. Even for a fish. You: "Magikarp! Magikarp! MAGIKARP!" (Bruno! Bruno! OVER HERE HELP! HELP HELP!) Just when it feels like you're completely engulfed, you see the Tentacools sent flying, one by one. Then enough tentacles retreat that you can see Bruno taking them all down. Kicks, punches, chops, sweeps, throws. Every time a Tentacool steps up, Bruno smacks it down with authority. Bruno: "YEAH! You don't mess with me! I'm one of the Elite 4! I eat Tentafools for breakfast me!" Magikarp: "Magikarp!? Magikarp Magikarp Magikarp?" (Wait you understand me?) Bruno: "I don't know what you're trying to say Fish but I know the look when someone wants something hurt. I've seen it 100 times." Suddenly the Tentacruel emerges from the water in a rage. Seething from seeing all of her kids scattered across the Island in pain. Tentacruel: "TENTACRUEEEEEEEEEL!" (MY BABIES!) She grabs Bruno with her long Tentacles and uses Toxic. Spurting black mist all over his face from point blank. Bruno is unnaffected by Toxic. He burps loudly before throwing up directly back in the Tentacruel's face. Making it stagger backwards in disgust and let go of him. Bruno: "Still better than Fosters." You: "Magikarp! Magikarp!" (Bruno! Use hi-Jump Kick!) To your surprise he smirks and nods. Then he starts running up one of the Tentacruel's tentacles like it was a staircase. He leaps into the air and spin kicks her directly in the right eye. Bruno lands awkwardly in a heap but the attack is super effective. Tentacruel recoils backwards. Bruno leaps back to this feet, pretending he meant to land of his face. Then he picks up two of the Tentacools, one in each hand and starts windmilling them around. Beating the Tentacruel across the head with her own children. The Tentacruel squeals loudly before retreating back into the sea. The Tentacools follow suit. Bruno throws the two Tentacools he was holding at her and then adopts a series of ridiclous poses. Bruno: "That's right you better run! No one messes with me! Bruno always wins! I'm with the Elite Foooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Without warning the Tentacruel grabs Bruno by the legs with her extremely long tentacles from a distance. Keeping her body safely underwater. She drags him acoss the floor, scraping his face across the sand, then lifts him upsidedown, 15 feet into the air. Bruno: "HEY! That's no fair! You can't use tactics! You were losing!" The Tentacruel starts smacking upsidedown Bruno around with her tentacles. What do you do? A. Bruno! Use Seismic toss B. This isn't going well. Withdraw Bruno. Use Trainer (injured) C. This isn't going well. Withdraw Bruno. Use OfficerJenny D. Withdraw Bruno. Use Splash. E. Flee while it's distracted with Bruno --- https://imgur.com/VwJsmAR <cite>Guns_of_Verdun posted [p:958432658] in CYOA: You ... [t:79670286]...</cite> <quote>E. This is a job for an elite! Go Bruno! Somehow you feel like Bruno might have experience with this. You throw his pokeball out and Bruno appears before you in all his glory! Awkwardly staggering about before bending over and throwing up all over Dwebble's rockpool. Clearly hungover. You make a mental note. Healing cures wounds but doesn't hydrate you. Bruno: "Ughhh God.... Where am I?...Ugghhhh not again... this is the 7th worst place I've woken up in... Wait... I forgot about Gligarman's sock drawer....8th worst." The Tentacools just walk right past him and grab you. You can feel their dozens of tentacles all over you, it's gross. Even for a fish. You: "Magikarp! Magikarp! MAGIKARP!" (Bruno! Bruno! OVER HERE HELP! HELP HELP!) Just when it feels like you're completely engulfed, you see the Tentacools sent flying, one by one. Then enough tentacles retreat that you can see Bruno taking them all down. Kicks, punches, chops, sweeps, throws. Every time a Tentacool steps up, Bruno smacks it down with authority. Bruno: "YEAH! You don't mess with me! I'm one of the Elite 4! I eat Tentafools for breakfast me!" Magikarp: "Magikarp!? Magikarp Magikarp Magikarp?" (Wait you understand me?) Bruno: "I don't know what you're trying to say Fish but I know the look when someone wants something hurt. I've seen it 100 times." Suddenly the Tentacruel emerges from the water in a rage. Seething from seeing all of her kids scattered across the Island in pain. Tentacruel: "TENTACRUEEEEEEEEEL!" (MY BABIES!) She grabs Bruno with her long Tentacles and uses Toxic. Spurting black mist all over his face from point blank. Bruno is unnaffected by Toxic. He burps loudly before throwing up directly back in the Tentacruel's face. Making it stagger backwards in disgust and let go of him. Bruno: "Still better than Fosters." You: "Magikarp! Magikarp!" (Bruno! Use hi-Jump Kick!) To your surprise he smirks and nods. Then he starts running up one of the Tentacruel's tentacles like it was a staircase. He leaps into the air and spin kicks her directly in the right eye. Bruno lands awkwardly in a heap but the attack is super effective. Tentacruel recoils backwards. Bruno leaps back to this feet, pretending he meant to land of his face. Then he picks up two of the Tentacools, one in each hand and starts windmilling them around. Beating the Tentacruel across the head with her own children. The Tentacruel squeals loudly before retreating back into the sea. The Tentacools follow suit. Bruno throws the two Tentacools he was holding at her and then adopts a series of ridiclous poses. Bruno: "That's right you better run! No one messes with me! Bruno always wins! I'm with the Elite Foooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Without warning the Tentacruel grabs Bruno by the legs with her extremely long tentacles from a distance. Keeping her body safely underwater. She drags him acoss the floor, scraping his face across the sand, then lifts him upsidedown, 15 feet into the air. Bruno: "HEY! That's no fair! You can't use tactics! You were losing!" The Tentacruel starts smacking upsidedown Bruno around with her tentacles. What do you do? A. Bruno! Use Seismic toss B. This isn't going well. Withdraw Bruno. Use Trainer (injured) C. This isn't going well. Withdraw Bruno. Use OfficerJenny D. Withdraw Bruno. Use Splash. E. Flee while it's distracted with Bruno --- https://imgur.com/VwJsmAR</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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