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TopicCYOA: You are a Magikarp and your grandfather is dying of cancer.
Guns_of_Verdun
09/26/21 8:54:03 PM
#163:


A. Bruno! Use Seismic toss

The Tentacruel seems to have taken control, holding Bruno upsidedown and slapping him around. The bruised Tentacools regain their confidence and squelch back onto the island.

You: "Magikarp! Magikarp Magikarp!" (Bruno! You're stronger than her! Use Seismic Toss!)

Somehow Bruno seems to get the gist.

Bruno: "I'm gonna throw you with enough force to flip the world upside down!"

Bruno reaches up and uses his hands to grab the tentacles that are wrapped around his legs. Then he uses his large belly as a center of gravity as he pulls down on the Tentacruel's tentacles with all 4 of his limbs. Hoisting the Tentacruel out of the water, over his head and slaming it down hard, head first, dead center of the island, directly ontop the Dwebble's rockpool.

Water and rocks are sent flying in every direction as the Dwebble crawls out of the crater that was once it's home.

Puke covered Dwebble: "DwebbleDwebble!?" (Why are you doing this? What did I ever do to you!?)

Now back on his feet, Bruno holds on to the tentacles and doesn't stop there. He starts spinning around. Waving the Tentacruel about like a hammer. Eventually the bravest of the Tentacools steps up and leaps onto Bruno's face. Wrapping its tentacles around Bruno's head to blind him.

Tentacool #4: "Tentacool Tentalcool!" (Stop hurting my mommy!)

Bruno lets go and topples over in surprise, sending the Tentacruel flying 40 feet through the air and landing harmlessly back into the ocean with a mighty splash. The Tentacruel whimpers and starts to slink away. Followed by the Tentacools with the one that leaped onto Bruno trailing behind.

Bruno: "Hey you want a piece of m-.... Wait... You're... You're running away?... I ... I won? I WON! I really won!? Did I? Did I just win?... For the first time since.... Wait of course I won! I'm Bruno! I'm part of the Elite 4! I always win! MWahahahaha! Bruno is undefeatable! WOOOO!"

He starts waving his arms around and whooping while running in circles.

Bruno: "I won! I won! I won! I won! You're all dumb losers and I won! Wanna come back and try a second round!? HMMM!? No? Well then! I'll bring it to you!"

Bruno runs knee deep into the water and grabs the nearest fleeing Tentacool, the one that jumped on his head. Then starts smacking it around with its own tentacles.

Bruno: "Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Bwahhaha you're so weak! You're all so feeble compared to me! Hey big fat squid thing! You suck!"

You see the Tentacruel turn around and look back.

You: "Magikarp Magikarp Magikarp!" (Bruno that's enough. We've won)

Bruno: "Hey little squid thing? You like my face so much? How about some more of it!"

Bruno then starts headbutting the Tentacool over and over again, the Tentacool squeals and thrashes around helplessly. You're reminded of when Uncle Sharpy grabbed you. The Tentacruel looks more and more angry.

You: "Magikarp Magikarp!" (Bruno stop!)

Bruno: "Wanna know the only thing that sucks worse than you!? Your little freaks here. They're the suckiest. You should be honored that someone who sucks so much got beaten by the Elite 4! But don't feel bad! I'm the best I am!"

The Tentacruel starts moving in circles in a strange way in the water and waving it's tentacles around. After a while the Tentacools start copying her.. Then you realize, they're creating a whirlpool. There's so many of them and they're so angry that it is massive.

Bruno: "Ooo! Spinning in circles. I'm so scared! Look I can spin too!" He says as he spins the Tentacool around like a rattle. This only enrages the others and the Whirlpool grows even larger.

You: "Magikarp!" (Bruno get back on the land!)

You try to withdraw him but it's too late, he's sucked into the whirlpool and is thrashing about. Being helplessly dragged this way and that way. The whirlpool is getting bigger by the second. The waves it created smash into the island and pull you back towards the Ocean, sucking both you and the Dwebble into the whirlpool as well.

You struggle with all your might but the current of the massive Whirlpool is too strong and soon enough you're being bashed about and pulled in every direction too. Bruno is totally out of his elements as the water engulfs him. The Dwebble is too weak to handle it.

Bruno has fainted.
Dwebble has fainted.

You last longer due to your tough scales and nature but the whirlpool is too big and too strong to resist. You close your eyes bracing for the worst as you start to pass out.

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