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The next thing you know you're floating in the water next to a large island with a huge city on it. The Tentacruel and her Tentacools aren't around anymore. You feel fine, that whirlpool must have been all show. But something feels... off... You hear a weird noise you can't understand.

You look up and see... Something... Coming towards you. It's a vague haze of black dots, almost like a swarm of flies with no wings.

MissingNo: "MissingNo!" (0x4F????10kgXP)

It tries to attack you with Hyrdopump but you saw it coming due to your amazing reflexes. Expertly you evade it by gracefully flying into the air like an Aerodactyl. You decide to Splash ferociously at it. Plummeting back down into the water from 40 feet up, splashing water in all directions all over it.

Splash is super effective!
MissingNo fainted!

Yeah! You got it! No one should mess with you! Suddenly a pokeball falls out of you... Then another... Then another...And another? Over and over until 128 pokeballs have somehow all rolled onto the land. Wait what, they're all Bruno!

They all activate without your command and 128 Brunos start running around the city. Drinking, smashing, fighting, looting. Generally running amock! A chorus of screams pierce the heavens as nobody is safe. Before you can comprehend what they are doing, the Bruno's grab each other and come together in big pile. Until somehow they fuse into a giant 100 foot Mega-Bruno Gestlt entity

Mega-Bruno: "GWHAHAHAMWHAHAHAHA! You laughed at me! Well whose laughing now! YOU'RE ANTS TO ME! TAKE THAT MOM! TAKE THAT GRANDFATHER! Whose the big brother now!?" he yells as he smashes buildings and cars. Picking people up and swallowing them like peanuts. Moments later the whole city is on fire somehow.

Your grandfather and mom swim next to you. Your mom whaps you across the face with her fin.

Mom: "You're such a disappointment to me. I knew I should have sent your brothers."

Grandfather: "I thought letting me die was bad enough. Then you go and do this. You should be ashamed of yourself. I couldn't think any less of you right now."

Before you can react they're both gone. Meanwhile Mega-Bruno rips entire skyscrapers out of the ground and hurls them across the land while laughing and jumping about. Then he looks down at you, picks up a tree and starts poking you with it. In a soft femmine voice he says:

Mega-Bruno: "Hey is it dead?"

In a blur you wake up on a shore. Every part of your body hurts from the whirlpool. Oh thank god it was just a nightmare. Owwwwwww! Something just poked you in the eye.

You look up with your other eye and see two children looming over you, a boy and a girl. The boy is poking you with a stick.

Girl: "Hey is it dead?"

Boy: "I think so.... Nah wait it moved. I think it's just dumb."

Girl: "Why don't you catch it?"

Boy: "Because it's a big smelly ugly stupid fish. I don't want that. I'll get Rattata to get rid of it. It needs the practice."

Girl: "Teehee, your Rattata couldn't beat anything in all of Kanto."

Boy: "That's why it needs practice! Go Rattata! Use Quick Attack!"

He throws a pokeball and a small Rattata leaps out. Then it runs towards you. You're too hurt to flee.

A. Use Splash! It worked in your dream
B: Get 'em Trainer! (Injured)
C. Hopefully this Rattata respects authority. I choose you OfficerJenny!
D: Use Item: $287

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