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F. This isn't going well. Tag in Officer Jenny.

You: "Magikarp ! Magikarp Magikarp! (Officer Jenny! Get in there!)

Officer Jenny stares at you blank faced.

Officer Jenny: "I know, I know. You're supposed to be out there, it must be frustrating but this feisty girl doesn't seem to understand."

Oh nuts to this. You withdraw both Trainer and Officer Jenny. Then throw your pokeball and Officer Jenny re-emerges inside the arena.

Blaine: "Ohhogo! So now little miss forefit wants some! Well you just stepped onto the rails of the Blaine Train! Magmar! Make it quick but not painless!" He waves his cane as he yells .

A bewildered Officer Jenny trembles a little as Magmar approaches her.

Officer Jenny: "H-hey now. There's no need for violence. Can't we settle this over a nice game of scrabble instead?"

The crowd jeer and boo at her cowardice. They're into it now and are out for blood.

Magmar: "Magmar.... Magmar!" (You sound just like my mother.... I HATED my mother!)

Magmar raises his hand for a Katate Chop and brings it down, only to miss at the final moment due to Tentacool frantically crawling into the arena and pushing Officer Jenny out of the way.

Tentacool: "Tentacool Tentacool Tentacool!" (You leave her alone you big red monster!")

A chorus of boos echos throughout the arena.

Magmar: "Magmar Magmar?" (Oh yeah? Who's gonna stop me)

Tentacool: "Tentacool!" (I am!)

Magmar: "Magmar!"(Gwahahaga! I eat seafood like you for breakfast!)

Tentacool: "Tentacool!" (Eat This!)

The Tentacool spurts out toxic black mist. No where close to as much as the Tentacruel expelled but enough to completely blind the Magmar when fired at close range directly In the face. And unlike with Bruno it is super effective.

The Magmar staggers around awkwardly and then is accidentally whacked across the face by Officer Jenny's swinging hooped hair when she stands back up.

Officer Jenny: "Y-you saved me. And here i thought I was looking after you."

The Tentacool's cheeks glow red and it looks at the floor sheepishly.

Blaine: "Oh you want a 2 on 2 team battle eh? That's fine with me! Rhydon! Crush them both!"

The crowd roars in anticipation.

He throws a pokeball and a Magcargo appears on the field, haplessly squelching across the ground slowly.

Blaine: "Oh God damn it, I keep meaning to label those things. Well, adopt, adapt, improve... Magcargo! Get them!"

The Magcargo looks at you and yawns loudly. Suddenly you feel a little sleepy.

Blaine: "NO! Not the damn fish! Get that silly girl and her little squid too!"

Meanwhile The blinded Magmar starts to become enraged that it can't see and explodes a powerful inferno of fire all across the gym, leaving scorch marks on your bucket, making the first 3 rows of audience evacuate and setting Blaine's Doctors coat alight. But missing everyone actually inside the arena.

Baine jumps back which causes his sunglasses to fall off and plummet into the arena. Then he takes off his flaming coat and bashes it with his cane. This puts out the fire out but he inadvertently knocks it into the arena as well.

Officer Jenny: "Oh Baine, such a litterbug."

Officer Jenny geys down on all floors to pick up the coat causing the wildly raging blinded Magmar to trip over her and land directly ontop the Magcargo. Crushing it under his enormous red hot backside.

Magcargo has fainted.

Officer Jenny picks up Blaine's doctors coat and puts it on. The Tentacool picks up Blaines sunglasses and places them over Officer Jenny's eyes, then perches itself onto her shoulder.

They high-five, hand on Tentacle.

The crowd boos intently.

What? Officer Jenny is evolving! Officer Jenny is becoming Dr Cool-Joy.

What do you do?

A. Accept.
B. Oh no you don't.

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