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Topic	CYOA: You are a Magikarp and your grandfather is dying of cancer.
Guns_of_Verdun 09/28/21 4:29:07 PM #222:	A. Accept. That's it! Use your new found....coat... And take out that Magmar! The Magmar has gotten back to its feet and wiped the worst of the toxic mist out of its eyes. Dr Cool-Joy looks at it over her sunglasses and is staring it down. Dr Cool-Joy: "I'm going to give you one more chance. Don't feel like you have to fight. You always have a choice." Magmar: "Magmar Magmar Magmar MAGMAR!"(In a few moments all you'll be feeling is OBLIVION!) The Magmar steps back and unleashes a hellish Hyper Beam that blasts across the arena. But telegraphs it so blatantly that Dr Cool-Joy easily dodges it. Dr Cool-Joy: "You don't have to do this. I'm begging you. You're going to regret it if you keep attacking." Magmar: "MAGMAR MAGMAR!" (I REGRET NOTHING!) The Magmar starts wildly firing Hyperbeams over and over and over in rage and anger, they're extremely poweful but so slow and predictable that it is easy for Dr Cool-Joy to side-step them. Blaine: "MAGMAR YOU UTTER FOOL!" Only then does it realize what it has done. It has fired a dozen or so hyperbeams directly in Blaine's direction. It would be impossible for an old man like Blaine to dodge them all or for them all to miss. Magmar: "Magmar! Magmar Magmar Magmar!" (OH no! He'll kill me if I hurt him!) The Magmar rushes forward with desperate scuttling speed and dives in front of it's own beams to protect Blaine. Effectively blasting itself multiple times. Then collaspes in a heap. Magmar has fainted. The crowd jeers and boos. Blaine: "Grrraugh....You're not the only one with tricks up their sleeve. Heheheheheh... I didn't want to do this but you deserve it! Graveler! I choose you!" A Graveler emerges on the field. It seems slow and cumbersome compared to Ponyta and Magmar. Blaine: "You see I don't just solely deal in fire ... I deal in FIREPOWER! Graveler! Use Self-Destruct! And make it hurt!" Graveler charges forwards manically waving it arms and making aweird roaring "BWAAAARHGLLLLLLL" sound as it starts to glow bright red. Then it abbruptly explodes with enormous power. The explosion is so large it tipped your bucket over and you had to awkwardly shift it back up. Graveler fainted. A huge smoke cloud covers the arena. The crowd gives a standing ovation, they are loving the show. Blaine: "Ladies and gentlemen! Allow me to present to you what little remains of-ARCEUS' BALLS!" The smoke dissipates you see Dr Cool-Joy standing there, utterly unharmed. One hand on her hip, the other making a peace sign. The Tentacool is copying her on her shoulder but doesn't have any fingers. The clapping suddenly stops. Blaine: "Bu...How did you....That was one of my most powerful attacks!? How could you withstand it!?" Dr Cool-Joy: "Hmmph! Well you see! You maybe be more experienced than anyone here. You may be richer than anyone here. You may have trained your pokemon well and I may have just stolen your coat for no reason. But you see, you'll never win in the end Blaine, because there's something you don't understand. All your pokemon are vicious, proud and mean! It's not about sheer power or size. It's about the love and bond you have with your pokemon! The respect between man and nature. The true eternal longing for understanding and succeeding despite our differences.All of our strengths and all of our weaknesses. If that hope and determiation is strong enough then there is nothing you cannot overcome, nothing is too tough or too large or t-" Suddenly she is rundown by a stampeding Rhydon from out of no where. The attack sends her crashing to the ground with a splat and knocks the Tentacool back 15 feet. The Rhydon then stomps over and over again ontop of her while beating its chest. Pressing her further into the ground with each crushing blow. Blaine: "It was in my left pocket. I remember now. Sorry you were saying something??" Dr Cool-Joy: "Flgflffffphmphhh.....phlfhh...uugghhhh..." She garbles, spitting pebbles and dirt out of her mouth. Blaine: "Right of course. Well said." The Rhydon finishes her off with a giant jump. Landing directly on top of her with all its immese weight and power. Dr Cool-Joy Fainted. The Tentlecool crawls up to her and hugs the body. Then to your surprise they withdraw into the same pokeball together. The crowd screams "Go BLAINE PAIN TRAIN! Clap clap clap-clap-clap* Go BLAINE PAIN TRAIN!"* while the Rhydon roars and mimicks ramming things with its horn. What do you do: A: Splash! He's not so tough. B. You got this Trainer! I have faith in you. (Injured) C. A hardheaded brute? This is a job for Bruno! D. You're no match for that thing. Just concede now and maintain some dignity. --- https://imgur.com/VwJsmAR <cite>Guns_of_Verdun posted [p:958504090] in CYOA: You ... [t:79670286]...</cite> <quote>A. Accept. That's it! Use your new found....coat... And take out that Magmar! The Magmar has gotten back to its feet and wiped the worst of the toxic mist out of its eyes. Dr Cool-Joy looks at it over her sunglasses and is staring it down. Dr Cool-Joy: "I'm going to give you one more chance. Don't feel like you have to fight. You always have a choice." Magmar: "Magmar Magmar Magmar MAGMAR!"(In a few moments all you'll be feeling is OBLIVION!) The Magmar steps back and unleashes a hellish Hyper Beam that blasts across the arena. But telegraphs it so blatantly that Dr Cool-Joy easily dodges it. Dr Cool-Joy: "You don't have to do this. I'm begging you. You're going to regret it if you keep attacking." Magmar: "MAGMAR MAGMAR!" (I REGRET NOTHING!) The Magmar starts wildly firing Hyperbeams over and over and over in rage and anger, they're extremely poweful but so slow and predictable that it is easy for Dr Cool-Joy to side-step them. Blaine: "MAGMAR YOU UTTER FOOL!" Only then does it realize what it has done. It has fired a dozen or so hyperbeams directly in Blaine's direction. It would be impossible for an old man like Blaine to dodge them all or for them all to miss. Magmar: "Magmar! Magmar Magmar Magmar!" (OH no! He'll kill me if I hurt him!) The Magmar rushes forward with desperate scuttling speed and dives in front of it's own beams to protect Blaine. Effectively blasting itself multiple times. Then collaspes in a heap. Magmar has fainted. The crowd jeers and boos. Blaine: "Grrraugh....You're not the only one with tricks up their sleeve. Heheheheheh... I didn't want to do this but you deserve it! Graveler! I choose you!" A Graveler emerges on the field. It seems slow and cumbersome compared to Ponyta and Magmar. Blaine: "You see I don't just solely deal in fire ... I deal in FIREPOWER! Graveler! Use Self-Destruct! And make it hurt!" Graveler charges forwards manically waving it arms and making aweird roaring "BWAAAARHGLLLLLLL" sound as it starts to glow bright red. Then it abbruptly explodes with enormous power. The explosion is so large it tipped your bucket over and you had to awkwardly shift it back up. Graveler fainted. A huge smoke cloud covers the arena. The crowd gives a standing ovation, they are loving the show. Blaine: "Ladies and gentlemen! Allow me to present to you what little remains of-ARCEUS' BALLS!" The smoke dissipates you see Dr Cool-Joy standing there, utterly unharmed. One hand on her hip, the other making a peace sign. The Tentacool is copying her on her shoulder but doesn't have any fingers. The clapping suddenly stops. Blaine: "Bu...How did you....That was one of my most powerful attacks!? How could you withstand it!?" Dr Cool-Joy: "Hmmph! Well you see! You maybe be more experienced than anyone here. You may be richer than anyone here. You may have trained your pokemon well and I may have just stolen your coat for no reason. But you see, you'll never win in the end Blaine, because there's something you don't understand. All your pokemon are vicious, proud and mean! It's not about sheer power or size. It's about the love and bond you have with your pokemon! The respect between man and nature. The true eternal longing for understanding and succeeding despite our differences.All of our strengths and all of our weaknesses. If that hope and determiation is strong enough then there is nothing you cannot overcome, nothing is too tough or too large or t-" Suddenly she is rundown by a stampeding Rhydon from out of no where. The attack sends her crashing to the ground with a splat and knocks the Tentacool back 15 feet. The Rhydon then stomps over and over again ontop of her while beating its chest. Pressing her further into the ground with each crushing blow. Blaine: "It was in my left pocket. I remember now. Sorry you were saying something??" Dr Cool-Joy: "Flgflffffphmphhh.....phlfhh...uugghhhh..." She garbles, spitting pebbles and dirt out of her mouth. Blaine: "Right of course. Well said." The Rhydon finishes her off with a giant jump. Landing directly on top of her with all its immese weight and power. Dr Cool-Joy Fainted. The Tentlecool crawls up to her and hugs the body. Then to your surprise they withdraw into the same pokeball together. The crowd screams "Go BLAINE PAIN TRAIN! Clap clap clap-clap-clap Go BLAINE PAIN TRAIN!" while the Rhydon roars and mimicks ramming things with its horn. What do you do: A: Splash! He's not so tough. B. You got this Trainer! I have faith in you. (Injured) C. A hardheaded brute? This is a job for Bruno! D. You're no match for that thing. Just concede now and maintain some dignity. --- https://imgur.com/VwJsmAR</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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