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Topic	CYOA: You are a Magikarp and your grandfather is dying of cancer.
Guns_of_Verdun 10/21/21 6:28:04 PM #463:	A. Get down there and help him clean the house! Don't worry Bruno! I got your back! You hop as fast as you can and leap off the edge of the upper floor, aiming for Winston square in his smug big blond face as you plummet. You feel the wind brush through your clothes and scales as you fall and then you feel the cold hard ground. With a loud intense smack you crash into the floor about 2 feet away from Winston. Aiming is hard when balancing on a stick. Luckily your thick scales, the rod and the clothes took the brunt of the impact, so it didn't hurt too much. However your fishing rod splits upon impact, breaking it beyond repair and forcing you to hop much closer to the ground. The onlookers gasp in horror as it looks to them like you just broke both your legs and arms and are now squirming across the floor with flailing jelly for limbs. Winston: "WHAT THE?" He looks down on you by his feet as you look up and squirm around making burbling noises. The sight disgusts him as he kicks you away softly with his foot like he was shooing an unwanted cat. In the confusion Koga manages to break free of Bruno's grasp and leap off the table with a flip. Landing on his feet. At the same time the Zigzagoon goes for Double-Edge on Bruno but with Koga out of the way, Bruno simply sits up and holds his Swalot covered leg out, causing the Zigzagoon to attack the Swalot directly in the ass. The Swalot squeals a muffled scream in pain while still stuck on Bruno's leg as the Zigzagoon is hurt by the recoil of his own attack. Bruno rolls foward and while balancing on one leg he picks you up by the pant legs, grabing the end of the rod and starts swinging you llike a Morning Star. He sweeps Winston's legs causing him to fall onto his butt and scootch backwards across the floor. You: "Magikarp Magikarp!" (I did not consent to this!) He's about to smash you over Winston's head when the Zigzagoon intervenes so Bruno changes target and smacks you directly across the Zigzagoon's face, sending it hurtling over a Blackjack table. It hurts but you're sure it hurt the Zigzagoon a lot more. Bruno then tries to swing you at Koga but he expertly dodges with a ninja slide. The crowd is gasping in shock on each strike. It looks like he's using a cippled person as a weapon. You're gasping too, just in pain. The recoil of each blow is taking it out of you. Winston: "WHAT IS THIS NUTCASE DOING TO THAT GUY!?" Koga: "Hmmph. That's not a guy. That's the Magikarp that has Team Rocket so wound up. For some reason it's working with Bruno here." Winston: "What!? Why!? How!?" Koga: "That's what I intend to find out." Team Rocket Onlooker #1: "Wait that IS what the boss is after! Let's get him! Go Rat-gjaflfah." Team Rocket Onlooker #2: "Hey what are you flaaaaaagh.." Koga leaps behind the first Team Rocket member and knocks him out with a chop to the back of the head, then in one swift motion takes out the second with a palm thrust to the throat. Making him fall to the ground and wheeze before passing out. This thins out the crowd as several people start fleeing the Casino in fear for their safety. Winston: "What do you think you're doing!? As annoying as those goons are, you're attacking my paying customers!" Koga: "You wouldn't understand. He attacked my pokemon. This is something I have to do myself." Winston: "Oh shut up. I am in no mood for this. You need to start listening to me right now or you're fired!" Koga: "I quit." Koga withdraws Swalot, freeing Bruno's leg. Then throws a pokeball and Skuntank emerges. The Skuntank furiously swipes at the Zigzagoon, destroying it in seconds. Zigzagoon has fainted. Winston: "HAVE YOU COMPLETELY LOST YOUR M-" Koga: "Stay out of this." Koga and the Skuntank start walking towards you and Bruno, sizing you up. Bruno holds you over his shoulder like a club and he's limping again, can he go 5 minutes without hurting his damn leg? There's no where to run now. What do you do? A: Tell Bruno to go wild. B: Tell Bruno to put you down. We'll attack seperately. C: Use Super-potion on yourself. D: User Super-Potion on Bruno. E: Withdraw Bruno. Go Pikachu! D: Withdraw Bruno. I choose you TRAINER! (Injured) (Accuracy Drop) E: Withdraw Bruno. Dr Cool-Joy has this.(Injured) (Accuracy Drop) F: Offer to pay Koga for his services. ($150) Inventory: $287 Broken Fishing Rod Disguise Super-Potion Medicine Fishing Lure Breathmints Cinnabar Island Gym Badge --- https://imgur.com/VwJsmAR <cite>Guns_of_Verdun posted [p:959264014] in CYOA: You ... [t:79670286]...</cite> <quote>A. Get down there and help him clean the house! Don't worry Bruno! I got your back! You hop as fast as you can and leap off the edge of the upper floor, aiming for Winston square in his smug big blond face as you plummet. You feel the wind brush through your clothes and scales as you fall and then you feel the cold hard ground. With a loud intense smack you crash into the floor about 2 feet away from Winston. Aiming is hard when balancing on a stick. Luckily your thick scales, the rod and the clothes took the brunt of the impact, so it didn't hurt too much. However your fishing rod splits upon impact, breaking it beyond repair and forcing you to hop much closer to the ground. The onlookers gasp in horror as it looks to them like you just broke both your legs and arms and are now squirming across the floor with flailing jelly for limbs. Winston: "WHAT THE?" He looks down on you by his feet as you look up and squirm around making burbling noises. The sight disgusts him as he kicks you away softly with his foot like he was shooing an unwanted cat. In the confusion Koga manages to break free of Bruno's grasp and leap off the table with a flip. Landing on his feet. At the same time the Zigzagoon goes for Double-Edge on Bruno but with Koga out of the way, Bruno simply sits up and holds his Swalot covered leg out, causing the Zigzagoon to attack the Swalot directly in the ass. The Swalot squeals a muffled scream in pain while still stuck on Bruno's leg as the Zigzagoon is hurt by the recoil of his own attack. Bruno rolls foward and while balancing on one leg he picks you up by the pant legs, grabing the end of the rod and starts swinging you llike a Morning Star. He sweeps Winston's legs causing him to fall onto his butt and scootch backwards across the floor. You: "Magikarp Magikarp!" (I did not consent to this!) He's about to smash you over Winston's head when the Zigzagoon intervenes so Bruno changes target and smacks you directly across the Zigzagoon's face, sending it hurtling over a Blackjack table. It hurts but you're sure it hurt the Zigzagoon a lot more. Bruno then tries to swing you at Koga but he expertly dodges with a ninja slide. The crowd is gasping in shock on each strike. It looks like he's using a cippled person as a weapon. You're gasping too, just in pain. The recoil of each blow is taking it out of you. Winston: "WHAT IS THIS NUTCASE DOING TO THAT GUY!?" Koga: "Hmmph. That's not a guy. That's the Magikarp that has Team Rocket so wound up. For some reason it's working with Bruno here." Winston: "What!? Why!? How!?" Koga: "That's what I intend to find out." Team Rocket Onlooker #1: "Wait that IS what the boss is after! Let's get him! Go Rat-gjaflfah." Team Rocket Onlooker #2: "Hey what are you flaaaaaagh.." Koga leaps behind the first Team Rocket member and knocks him out with a chop to the back of the head, then in one swift motion takes out the second with a palm thrust to the throat. Making him fall to the ground and wheeze before passing out. This thins out the crowd as several people start fleeing the Casino in fear for their safety. Winston: "What do you think you're doing!? As annoying as those goons are, you're attacking my paying customers!" Koga: "You wouldn't understand. He attacked my pokemon. This is something I have to do myself." Winston: "Oh shut up. I am in no mood for this. You need to start listening to me right now or you're fired!" Koga: "I quit." Koga withdraws Swalot, freeing Bruno's leg. Then throws a pokeball and Skuntank emerges. The Skuntank furiously swipes at the Zigzagoon, destroying it in seconds. Zigzagoon has fainted. Winston: "HAVE YOU COMPLETELY LOST YOUR M-" Koga: "Stay out of this." Koga and the Skuntank start walking towards you and Bruno, sizing you up. Bruno holds you over his shoulder like a club and he's limping again, can he go 5 minutes without hurting his damn leg? There's no where to run now. What do you do? A: Tell Bruno to go wild. B: Tell Bruno to put you down. We'll attack seperately. C: Use Super-potion on yourself. D: User Super-Potion on Bruno. E: Withdraw Bruno. Go Pikachu! D: Withdraw Bruno. I choose you TRAINER! (Injured) (Accuracy Drop) E: Withdraw Bruno. Dr Cool-Joy has this.(Injured) (Accuracy Drop) F: Offer to pay Koga for his services. ($150) Inventory: $287 Broken Fishing Rod Disguise Super-Potion Medicine Fishing Lure Breathmints Cinnabar Island Gym Badge --- https://imgur.com/VwJsmAR</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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