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A: Tell Bruno to go wild.

You: "Magi? Karp!" (Bruno? Kill!)

Bruno seems to understand as he lunges forward on one leg and starts flailing you around at Koga.

The swings are vicious and you hear ringing in your ears but Koga is too fast, he just dodges every blow. Suddenly Koga backs off a little, making Bruno extend himself on each swing.

You realize what he's doing. He's trying get Bruno off balance to set up an attack from Skuntank.

You: "Mag-I-karp Mag-I-karp!" (To the left to the left!)

Skuntank tries to spray toxic vapors at you but Bruno manages to swing you at it just in time. Smashing the Skuntank in the backside with the side of your face. This knocks the Skuntank to to side and makes it spray at nothing before backing off.

The recoil hurt you a lot more than smacking into the Zigzagoon. That means means hurt it more too right?

Bruno is standing in a weird pose, spinning you round and round over his head with one hand hand beckoning Koga to bring it with the other.

Winston: "Who the heck is this guy!?"

Bruno: "I am Bruno of the Elite 4! Through rigorous training, people and Pokmon can become strongerwithout limit. I've lived and trained with my Fighting-type Pokmon! And that will never change!"

Koga: "No you're not part of the Elite 4 and your only pokemon is a Magikarp. Plenty has changed and you have extremely obvious limits. Only thing that will never change is your losing streak."

Bruno: "I'll have you know I just beat Blaine I'm front of a roaring crowd!"

Koga: "Your father-in-law? That guy's still around?"

Winston: "Realllly. YOU beat Blaine? Prove it. Where's your badge?"

Bruno: "I ... umm..Well the thing is... I didn't... I don't have a badge. But I did beat him! Really I did."

Winson: "Yeah of course you did."

Koga: "Just like you're really worthy of being on the Elite 4 I suppose?"

Bruno: "Shaddap! Don't you mock me! Let me show you exactly what I can do!"

Bruno rushes forward, waving you around in his hand but in his anger he doesn't think and puts all his weight on his bad leg. Making him collapse, fall on his face and drive his knee straight into your back.

Bruno and you writhe around on the floor for an awkwardly uncomfortable long time. He clutches his leg and groans in pain. You realize now Koga was provoking him into this.

Winston: "Right..."

Bruno: "Uggh... this is worse than drinking toilet cleaner."

Koga: "How do you know that? You know what, some things are best left unknown. Skuntank! Poison them!"

The Skuntank rushes forward while you're still down and Belches loudly in Bruno's face. It's not very effective.

Bruno headbutts the Skuntank while it's at point blank range, then grabs it by the arms while it's reeling and uses Seismic Toss, hurling the Skuntank over his head and across the room.

Before you could react Bruno grabs you again throws you like a projectile right at the Skuntank. The moment after it smashed into the ground, you collide directly into it and both crash into a slot machine which activates from the impact and lands lands on Feebas, Magikarp and Weedle. No prize.

You're both wheezing in a pile of pain when Bruno leaps across the room and tries to finish Skuntank off with an elbow drop.

Koga withdraws it at the last moment, making Bruno drop an elbow on nothing right next to you. His elbow landing an inch away from your face was too close for your comfort.

Bruno: "Hey! Stop switching out your pokemon whenever you're losing!"
Koga: "No."

With another wrist flick, Koga hurls a pokeball and and a Venomoth emerges. Floating through the air.

Bruno: "Gwhahah! That looks more frail than blondie."

Winston: "I will not endure another moment of this! All of you cease this at once!"

Bruno ignores him, hops forward on one leg, leaps into the air with you firmly in his grasp and spins only for the Venomoth to flap its wings and engulf Bruno in powder.

Bruno's spin turns into a limp corkscrew in the air. He drops straight down onto a poker table, sending playing cards flying in all directions before he slides off it, flopping back to the ground with his face resting on one of the unconscious Team Rocket Member's boots and aces'n'eights cards sprawled across his back. Dragging you along with him every step of the way.

Then he starts snoring loudly. You're now stuck under his enormous frame although ironically you realize his enormous frame is all that protected you from the Sleep Powder. Most of the crowd have fled at this point, leaving only a handful of onlookers.

Koga: "I tried to warn him. Only a fool relies on Brute force alone. A well placed strategy is worth 10,000 men."

You try to nudge Bruno awake but all that manages to do is make him fart loudly.

Bruno: "zzzzZzzzzzz.. Nooo I don't wanna go to church mommy...zzzZzzzz... I wanna play with my rocks... Zzzzzz."

Winston: "You're destroying everything!
Do you have any idea how expensiv-"

Koga : "I've already warned you once not to interfere."

Winston: "How dare you talk to me like th-"

Koga: "There will not be a 3rd time."

Winston: "Why you....grrr.."

The Venomoth is making another pass. You're not worried, it doesn't look too tough, you'll just get it when when comes close.... And it doesn't come close.

Staying high in the air it starts to glow for a moment, then blasts you with a Psybeam.

Critical Hit!

It hurts like hell as you're sent rolling out from under Bruno and sliding across the floor until you crash face-first into another slot machine then crumple into a heap In front of it.

The slot machine activates from the blow and lands on 3 Gyarados, causing the machine to light up and make beeping noises before pouring a jackpot of coins right ontop of your head in a painful waterfall of metal.

You: "Magikarp Magikarp... " (That's just not fair...)

Koga picks you up by the mouth with his fingers and lifts you into the air, coins roll down your face and inside your clothes as he holds you there dangling in his grasp.

Koga: "You chose your friends poorly. Now I will discover your secrets."

He pulls out a Great Ball and holds it right in front of your now wide eyes.

He's got you by the mouth! You can't use any of your items!

What do you do?

A. Scream for Bruno to wake up and save you.
B. Scream for Winston to rescue you.
C. Beg Koga to let you go.
D. Try to flick the Great Ball out of his hand and back at him.
E. Try to thrust your jagged broken rod directly into his groin.
F. Bite down as hard as you can.
G. Submit. He's just too strong.

Inventory: $287
Broken Fishing Rod
Disguise
Super-Potion
Medicine
Fishing Lure
Breathmints
Cinnabar Island Gym Badge
Loose gambling coins

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