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Girlfriend Thoughts: I swear to god, the first thing she pointed out was that Wanda has an accent in this movie. I cackled. But she didn't have a ton of thoughts about this one, but I thought she'd at least like the Banner and Natasha stuff but even she thought it was all bad and just shriveled up at the "I'm a monster too cause of my barren womb" stuff. She continually called Vision JARVIS which I can't blame her, and she made me explain the difference in the comics and I swear her eyes glazed over. She laughed more than I did, but it was funny because in the middle of the Floating Sokovia stuff she said "This is a really good movie." And I was just shocked and just said that it didn't get good until this last part and she was like "Oh yeah, you're right." She only knows James Spader as Robert California but she was excited when I told her that. Strangely, she really likes Rhodey. I don't know why, but she was always really into it when Rhodey was around and shouted "It's War Machine!" Maybe just proud that she could immediately pick him out, I don't know. I also had to attempt to explain Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch to her and die a little as she tried to understand who Magneto was, confusing him for Professor X. I showed her Vision's OG comics look and she did not care for his big ass manties.

I shit you not, and I have no idea how she just actively knows this, but when Captain America at the end of the movie goes "Avengers...!" She said "Assemble!" And she was apalled that they cut off after that. I do not know how she knew Avengers Assemble was a thing. But I did tell her that everyone hated that tease.