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No one will read this, but sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two M&Ms between my fingers and squeeze them as hard as I can until one breaks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I take the other m&m and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly gladiator game of m&m. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to the m&m's brand with the m&m champion and a note attached that says, "Use this m&m for breeding purposes."