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Two hooded figures emerge from a doorway, into a poorly lit room. One figure is exceptionally tall, and clearly a minimum of three sheep in one trenchcoat. The other is incredibly short and round. Both are wearing masks. A voice can be heard, and the camera focuses on the tall ones side profile. His voice is loud, energetic, and irritating, and the audio sounds like it was recorded in an MRI scanner, but does not appear to come from the figure himself.

Whats up, guys! Today, were here for something slightly different! Now, I know you were all expecting some more football content, but as things are, thats not what the viewers want. It doesnt hit the algorithm, and its too far removed from our original market. So, were back with some more gaming content for you!

His hood slips. A tuft of wool can be seen, and the camera jump-cuts to correct it.

Today, me and my wonderful co-host/votal monkey, @Kirby321 are bringing you Video Game Mafia, sponsored by Atari. Who are apparently in the cryptocurrency and hotel market nowadays. Wild.

The small figure floats up in several small puffs as if lifted by string, to whisper in the hosts ear.

Oh, we arent allowed to say were sponsored by someone were not? Damn. Anyway! Heres what Video Game Mafia entails. Yall get to pick one console out of our lineup to destroy, and well break it in the most entertaining way possible. If this hits a hundred likes, well post a new destruction video every day. If you dont hit that target, youll get it every other day. So remember to like, subscribe, and comment to get that next one out even faster!

A weak bleat can be heard from the direction of the host the first sound thats not been in mono all video before he quickly resumes speaking.

The top voted comment on this video gets to choose how we destroy our first console. Well, our second, because tonight weve one lined up already! Take him away, Kirby.

The small figure walks to a sizeable collection of technology far beyond their seeming budget, before plucking one off a stand. The console begins to scream in anguish, in what is the only convincing bit of production theres been so far if, indeed, it is production at all.

The screen fades to black, and returns to a large, crackling fire. A pink original Gameboy with a heart in the middle is dumped onto the flames by a jellylike and equally pink limb. The console continues to shout and groan for several minutes, occasionally sparking, until it is merely colourful molten plastic. The shot continues for another ten minutes. Soft whispers can be heard every few seconds, pleading with viewers to smash the like button, subscribe, and hit that notification bell.

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With 15 alive, it takes 8 to lynch. Day ends at 7pm EST on Tuesday, approximately 2 days from now.