Board 8 > Video Game Console Mafia - Topic 1: The Pong Cabinet

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DO NOT POST YET - DAY STARTS SHORTLY

Player List

1) Peace___Frog
2) UltimaterializerX
3) htaeD
4) MZero
5) Corrik7
6) wallmasterz
7) ctesjbuvf
8) Obellisk
9) BlueCrystalTear
10) EDumey
11) Leafeon13N
12) TheSultanOfSlam
13) Lea
14) Lopen
15) UnderUrMattress

You all know the general rules and I dont see the need to repeat (most of) them. However, please read these game-specific rules and guidelines.

1. Flavour claims themselves - i.e. mentioning your console, are permitted. Direct quoting or PARAPHRASING anything from your flavour beyond your console is PROHIBITED please refrain from doing so. Mentioning any other individual host correspondence beyond role mechanics is also prohibited. Ask me if there's any doubt.

2. On a similar note - meta this game at your own risk. I don't expect anyone to avoid doing so because of a warning, but I believe the game will be both more fun and more likely to end successfully for you without excessive metagaming.

3. I will be strict with posts after deadline. You know when the deadline is, you know how it works, please ensure you do not post after it. I will modkill for this.

4. The night action priority list is as follows:
Host Action
Strongman
Redirection
Bus Driving
Roleblocking
Kidnapping/Commuting
Common Actions
Regular Killing Actions
Post-Death Actions

Finally, don't be a dick. We're all adults and it shouldn't really have to be said, but this is intended to be a fun game, however heated it may get.

STILL NO POSTING, PLEASE.

Two hooded figures emerge from a doorway, into a poorly lit room. One figure is exceptionally tall, and clearly a minimum of three sheep in one trenchcoat. The other is incredibly short and round. Both are wearing masks. A voice can be heard, and the camera focuses on the tall ones side profile. His voice is loud, energetic, and irritating, and the audio sounds like it was recorded in an MRI scanner, but does not appear to come from the figure himself.

Whats up, guys! Today, were here for something slightly different! Now, I know you were all expecting some more football content, but as things are, thats not what the viewers want. It doesnt hit the algorithm, and its too far removed from our original market. So, were back with some more gaming content for you!

His hood slips. A tuft of wool can be seen, and the camera jump-cuts to correct it.

Today, me and my wonderful co-host/votal monkey, @Kirby321 are bringing you Video Game Mafia, sponsored by Atari. Who are apparently in the cryptocurrency and hotel market nowadays. Wild.

The small figure floats up in several small puffs as if lifted by string, to whisper in the hosts ear.

Oh, we arent allowed to say were sponsored by someone were not? Damn. Anyway! Heres what Video Game Mafia entails. Yall get to pick one console out of our lineup to destroy, and well break it in the most entertaining way possible. If this hits a hundred likes, well post a new destruction video every day. If you dont hit that target, youll get it every other day. So remember to like, subscribe, and comment to get that next one out even faster!

A weak bleat can be heard from the direction of the host the first sound thats not been in mono all video before he quickly resumes speaking.

The top voted comment on this video gets to choose how we destroy our first console. Well, our second, because tonight weve one lined up already! Take him away, Kirby.

The small figure walks to a sizeable collection of technology far beyond their seeming budget, before plucking one off a stand. The console begins to scream in anguish, in what is the only convincing bit of production theres been so far if, indeed, it is production at all.

The screen fades to black, and returns to a large, crackling fire. A pink original Gameboy with a heart in the middle is dumped onto the flames by a jellylike and equally pink limb. The console continues to shout and groan for several minutes, occasionally sparking, until it is merely colourful molten plastic. The shot continues for another ten minutes. Soft whispers can be heard every few seconds, pleading with viewers to smash the like button, subscribe, and hit that notification bell.

You may now post.

With 15 alive, it takes 8 to lynch. Day ends at 7pm EST on Tuesday, approximately 2 days from now.

Dammit Lea I wanted to be the first to post

##Vote:BCT

he is obviously scum

i cant believe sheep rigged the RNG so Id get his favorite video game console

Shit I meant one of his favorite video game consoles

I know for a fact he mains my console

##Vote: Wallz

TheSultanOfSlam posted...

##Vote:BCT

he is obviously scum

Obviously, because I'm replying to your shitposting about my shitposting.

##vote:Sultan

##unvote

I'm not being serious about that either, even though I MUST be scum because I am playing the joke phase!!!!

Lopen posted...

I know for a fact he mains my console

##Vote: Wallz

You fell for my trap. Sheep has no favorite console which is why he created a mafia game dedicated to their ritualistic destruction.

##Vote: Lopen

##unvote

okay got that outta the way lol

For now

TheSultanOfSlam posted...

For now

I'm town and what is this

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


classic scum slip. Other scum team. And whats wrong with being a beanie baby? please refer to us by our factions official name (B Corp)

BlueCrystalTear posted...

I'm town and what is this

Never say never on like post 10 of the game still alot of game left to where there may be a need to vote you

wallmasterz posted...

Other scum team. And whats wrong with being a beanie baby? please refer to us by our factions official name (B Corp)

wallmasterz posted...

classic scum slip.

The irony. A+ joke.

TheSultanOfSlam posted...

Never say never on like post 10 of the game still alot of game left to where there may be a need to vote you

What need would there be?

Damn. Can we redo today.

Okay emergency early claim here because holy crap I would get this. I need to hammer or else I will die. And not like last vote hammer, it has to be we ended day before deadline early hammer. So I'm going to kindly ask we move the day the fuck along so i can hammer someone and not be dead.

Leafeon13N posted...

Okay emergency early claim here because holy crap I would get this. I need to hammer or else I will die. And not like last vote hammer, it has to be we ended day before deadline early hammer. So I'm going to kindly ask we move the day the fuck along so i can hammer someone and not be dead.

What's your console? (Rules say we can only state our console and our role mechanics.)

That's an awesome role. Let's lynch someone as soon as possible maybe red will power up. I suggest Sultan.

##Unvote:
##Vote: Sultan

Lopen posted...

That's an awesome role. Let's lynch someone as soon as possible maybe red will power up. I suggest Sultan.

##Unvote:
##Vote: Sultan

I wish i were kidding but no, just death. Unless I have some hidden mechanic that i dont know aboutm

There have gotta be hidden powers with that role

We should find someone and destroy them asap

Corrik7 also a good pick.

Does anyone volunteer to be tribute to power up red

Lopen posted...

That's an awesome role. Let's lynch someone as soon as possible maybe red will power up. I suggest Sultan.

##Unvote:
##Vote: Sultan

Wow wtf Lopen Rude!

Also Red Getting Hammerer( if not a lie) is funny. Considering he played a game pretending to be hammerer not to to to long ago

Sultan who do you lynch today to power up red

TheSultanOfSlam posted...

Wow wtf Lopen Rude!

Also Red Getting Hammerer( if not a lie) is funny. Considering he played a game pretending to be hammerer not to to to long ago

I'm pretty sure I was actually hammerer for a different game.

A scum game even if I recall correctly.

BlueCrystalTear posted...

What's your console? (Rules say we can only state our console and our role mechanics.)

Don't like this post whatsoever.

Red, I'll ask you the same thing i asked jc in xenoblade. Do you know if the event that activates your death happens at day-end (ie, you flip when the lynch target flips) or overnight (you flip at start of day)?

red13n posted...

I'm pretty sure I was actually hammerer for a different game.

A scum game even if I recall correctly.

Oh okay I was having major Dejavue

I was definitely fake-hammerer in a town game though.

Lopen posted...

Sultan who do you lynch today to power up red

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/8/0/AAZlIpAAEbvE.jpg

Okay, Plum.

Peace___Frog posted...

Okay, Plum.

It's statistical no worse that our random B8 Specials lol

Peace___Frog posted...

Red, I'll ask you the same thing i asked jc in xenoblade. Do you know if the event that activates your death happens at day-end (ie, you flip when the lynch target flips) or overnight (you flip at start of day)?

Day end as far as I can tell though it isn't specifically specified.

TheSultanOfSlam posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/8/0/AAZlIpAAEbvE.jpg

##Unvote:
##Vote: Ulti

Gogogo

##vote:Ulti

why not

Could regret this lol

You get him to -1 before he shows up I'll hammer.

Guys we have 48 hours there's no need to rush

BCT looks extremely scummy already so he's probably town

##Vote: Sultan

Day scanned him scum

Listen I am being completely serious.

If you think red is town we should end day as soon as possible.

I think red is town because I don't thinksdum so we should just blitz shit

Cheat codes, man. We are using them to power up red

*I don't think scum red would do a gambit like that

What difference does it make if he hammers now or in 40 hours

Other than being less likely to hit scum and giving us less to work with tomorrow

Lopen posted...

If you think red is town we should end day as soon as possible.

I don't follow at all. As long as we end day early when red is around then we're good. Surely we can at least let other players weigh in. Unless you somehow know that Red won't be available at some given time in the future?

Because a role like that probably has secret powers if we end day in less than 12 hours or 24 hours or something is what I'm thinking

It would be lame if it was just normal vanilla.

Normal vanilla with "you die if b8 can't lynch fast" worst role

No I agree not much to gain for a scum Red to claim this.

I guess scum could always just shoot red or roleblock red anyways to avoid his power...

So kinda dumb for town to do too...

Peace___Frog posted...

Don't like this post whatsoever.

So wanting to see if somebody would counter-claim Red's flavor is bad? You didn't offer any explanation for why you didn't like my post, ergo I don't like yours.

##vote: Peaf

MZero posted...

Guys we have 48 hours there's no need to rush

BCT looks extremely scummy already so he's probably town

##Vote: Sultan

Day scanned him scum

Oh really now!?
Kill it with Fire Lynch all lies!

##Vote:Mzero

didn't realize this was starting today.

Wanted to post as soon as game started.

Miller here.

cheers.

BlueCrystalTear posted...

So wanting to see if somebody would counter-claim Red's flavor is bad? You didn't offer any explanation for why you didn't like my post, ergo I don't like yours.

##vote: Peaf

You had no such explanation in your post. Don't get your socks in a twist just because you didn't communicate something properly.

Your post is bad for obvious reasons. It reeks of scum wanting to get some information about real town flavors (assuming red is town and you are not), so that you can craft your own fake claims better. Simple.

##Vote: Sbell
yada yada he really is the new MZero yada yada

##Unvote:
##Vote: Red
Don't buy it.

Good first page.