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Topic | Video Game Console Mafia - Topic 4: 2D or not 2D |
Sheep007 05/03/23 7:00:20 PM #1: | Another video begins, this time in a shed filled with artificial white light. Only one figure is present, the taller one, but slightly shorter than when he was last present. It appears one of the many sheep that makes up his body is away. "Hey guys! Today I'm bringing you another zany episode of Console Mafia, so let's get right to it! Last time, you all decided to eliminate the Turbografx-16. Which, yeah, I would have done the same - excellent choice. What we didn't show you was that someone used this baby to soften it up, before we made it into delectable confectionary!" Through the flowing sleeves of his robe stretches a comically long mallet. He twirls it round in a surprising feat of dexterity, before resting it upon a shoulder. "Now, tonight we've got a very special request, to destroy a very special console. Bring him in, Kirby!" The small figure appears, carrying a handheld console with two screens. A dent mark is already observable in its body. "Now, what we didn't tell you is that this blighter personally destroyed the Turbografx, in his hunt for power. It was exceptionally violent, so we had to keep the incident off camera so we wouldn't get demonitised. It's only fitting he suffers the same fate." The sheep-man brings down the hammer on the console for minutes, until only a fine metallic dust remains. A faint whisper persists through the banging. "Subscribe to us on Patreon..." Red has died! He was 3DS, TOWN Manual Hammerer Flavour Cop Back when 3D was cool for a few months, Nintendo decided to cash in on the craze with their second instalment in the DS series pretty successfully, too. I wouldnt say it had the greatest library, but there were a helluva lot of RPGs, a bunch of exclusives, and a lovely aquamarine edition that I bought on launch back in the day (long before there was a single decent game available for it). These days, though, the original model is a little obsolete compared to the 2DS, which is superior by virtue of being more powerful and also not allowing the possibility of accidentally turning 3D on. Much like the 3DS, youll start off this game a little weak, but with the possibility of upgrading to something a lot nicer and more useful. But wait! Red brought the hammer down - that means that... Red was 2DS, TOWN Cop. Isnt that much better? No 3D gimmick, an utterly hideous design, but its all worth it in the end. You may have lost something, but in the long run, something has probably been gained. --- Perhaps the golden rock was inside us all along. ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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