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| Topic | It's the night, the big night, Valentine's Day night. |
| Jiek_Fafn 02/14/24 6:16:21 PM #10: | Time to go out to the bar looking for the saddest and loneliest women the midwest has to offer. In other words: my soul mate.
I'm gonna hype myself up by listening to The Monster Mash on repeat in my car before going inside. Then later tonight, God willing, I'll be playing it again as I bag myself the most uncommon of cryptid--a woman that will actually touch my penis. She's definitely gonna want to have sex with the lights out. She's definitely gonna keep her shirt on the entire time and she's definitely gonna feel bad about herself afterwards. But guess what? Those insecurities are my only chance to get inside what I hope is a hole and not just a very moist body fold. I can do it if I believe and so can all of you! --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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