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1 billion dollars but your job is now pushing a giant wheel all day. You have a set schedule of 9 to 5 and the weekends off and you can take sick days or vacations. You even get paid minimum wage on top of the 1 billion dollars you get for accepting. And you can also accept tips. However you must do this job until you are deemed no longer fit to push a giant wheel and if you neglect this duty you immediately lose any remaining money you still have from the 1 billion dollars and you also become cursed and ugly and your pp shrinks. This job is very serious and the fate of the world depends on the wheel spinning so that's why you're being offered 1 billion dollars. The days you don't work are covered by a guy named Steve who does it for free because he really enjoys it but naturally he can't do it all the time because he has to run in a giant hamster wheel when he's not covering for you. That job is more important than yours so he is paid 2 billion dollars.

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My maid will hear about this.