Current Events > 1 billion dollars but your job is pushing a giant wheel all day

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BloodMoon7 03/14/24 12:08:05 AM #1:	The wheel serves no purpose. - Results (44 votes) Yeah fam 72.73% (32 votes) 32 Hell nah fam 25% (11 votes) 11 I'd do it for free 2.27% (1 vote) 1 1 billion dollars but your job is now pushing a giant wheel all day. You have a set schedule of 9 to 5 and the weekends off and you can take sick days or vacations. You even get paid minimum wage on top of the 1 billion dollars you get for accepting. And you can also accept tips. However you must do this job until you are deemed no longer fit to push a giant wheel and if you neglect this duty you immediately lose any remaining money you still have from the 1 billion dollars and you also become cursed and ugly and your pp shrinks. This job is very serious and the fate of the world depends on the wheel spinning so that's why you're being offered 1 billion dollars. The days you don't work are covered by a guy named Steve who does it for free because he really enjoys it but naturally he can't do it all the time because he has to run in a giant hamster wheel when he's not covering for you. That job is more important than yours so he is paid 2 billion dollars. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:979357857] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote> The wheel serves no purpose. - Results (44 votes) Yeah fam 72.73% (32 votes) 32 Hell nah fam 25% (11 votes) 11 I'd do it for free 2.27% (1 vote) 1 Show Voting Form 1 billion dollars but your job is now pushing a giant wheel all day. You have a set schedule of 9 to 5 and the weekends off and you can take sick days or vacations. You even get paid minimum wage on top of the 1 billion dollars you get for accepting. And you can also accept tips. However you must do this job until you are deemed no longer fit to push a giant wheel and if you neglect this duty you immediately lose any remaining money you still have from the 1 billion dollars and you also become cursed and ugly and your pp shrinks. This job is very serious and the fate of the world depends on the wheel spinning so that's why you're being offered 1 billion dollars. The days you don't work are covered by a guy named Steve who does it for free because he really enjoys it but naturally he can't do it all the time because he has to run in a giant hamster wheel when he's not covering for you. That job is more important than yours so he is paid 2 billion dollars. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
solosnake 03/14/24 12:09:15 AM #2:	BloodMoon7 posted... The wheel serves no purpose. BloodMoon7 posted... This job is very serious and the fate of the world depends on the wheel spinning --- "We would have no NBA possibly if they got rid of all the flopping." ~ Dwyane Wade <cite>solosnake posted [p:979357874] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite><quote>The wheel serves no purpose.</quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite><quote>This job is very serious and the fate of the world depends on the wheel spinning</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 03/14/24 12:10:08 AM #3:	Don't question my authoritarian government. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:979357883] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote>Don't question my authoritarian government. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turducken 03/14/24 12:13:38 AM #4:	Take the money, outsource the work to someone else for a fraction of the pay. I'm still doing the job via delegation. --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE <cite>Turducken posted [p:979357929] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote>Take the money, outsource the work to someone else for a fraction of the pay. I'm still doing the job via delegation. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 03/14/24 12:18:04 AM #5:	Turducken posted... Take the money, outsource the work to someone else for a fraction of the pay. I'm still doing the job via delegation. No you must do the job yourself, they're very insistent. Like I said you lose the money and become cursed with ugly if you don't. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:979357980] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote>Turducken posted... </cite><quote>Take the money, outsource the work to someone else for a fraction of the pay. I'm still doing the job via delegation.</quote>No you must do the job yourself, they're very insistent. Like I said you lose the money and become cursed with ugly if you don't. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 03/14/24 12:36:31 AM #6:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxGEVIvSFeY <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:979358148] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxGEVIvSFeY</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
anttttt 03/14/24 12:37:45 AM #7:	the one time my disability truly shines. i'm in no way fit to do this job <cite>anttttt posted [p:979358169] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote>the one time my disability truly shines. i'm in no way fit to do this job</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 03/14/24 12:38:56 AM #8:	What if Im already ugly --- Ask me anything about big cats. <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:979358178] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote>What if Im already ugly </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 03/14/24 12:39:29 AM #9:	BloodMoon7 posted... That job is more important than yours so he is paid 2 billion dollars. Man, fuck Steve --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:979358188] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite><quote>That job is more important than yours so he is paid 2 billion dollars.</quote>Man, fuck Steve </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 03/14/24 12:42:58 AM #10:	SaltyWet posted... What if Im already ugly You get the super ugly. So ugly that a petition is started to ban you in public spaces --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:979358222] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote>SaltyWet posted... </cite><quote>What if Im already ugly</quote>You get the super ugly. So ugly that a petition is started to ban you in public spaces </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nocturnal_traveler 03/14/24 12:45:22 AM #11:	Is it this wheel? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5KYZ74OAak --- --I understand your opinion. I just don't care about it. ~Jedah-- <cite>nocturnal_traveler posted [p:979358246] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote>Is it this wheel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5KYZ74OAak </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
solosnake 03/14/24 12:46:41 AM #12:	How am i supposed to vote? Does the wheel serve no purpose, or does the fate of the world depend on the wheel spinning? --- "We would have no NBA possibly if they got rid of all the flopping." ~ Dwyane Wade <cite>solosnake posted [p:979358263] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote>How am i supposed to vote?Does the wheel serve no purpose, or does the fate of the world depend on the wheel spinning? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 03/14/24 12:47:52 AM #13:	solosnake posted... How am i supposed to vote? Does the wheel serve no purpose, or does the fate of the world depend on the wheel spinning? The government doesn't pay you to ask questions --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:979358277] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote>solosnake posted... </cite><quote>How am i supposed to vote?Does the wheel serve no purpose, or does the fate of the world depend on the wheel spinning?</quote>The government doesn't pay you to ask questions </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 03/14/24 12:48:08 AM #14:	you also become cursed and ugly and your pp shrinks. OH SHIT!!! I must have been hired and forgot I had this job!!! --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:979358280] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote><quote>you also become cursed and ugly and your pp shrinks. </quote>OH SHIT!!! I must have been hired and forgot I had this job!!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 03/14/24 12:50:23 AM #15:	Mistere_Man posted... OH SHIT!!! I must have been hired and forgot I had this job!!! No your job is the classic rolling the boulder up a hill. That explains why the boulder destroyed Texas --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:979358295] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote>Mistere_Man posted... </cite><quote>OH SHIT!!! I must have been hired and forgot I had this job!!!</quote>No your job is the classic rolling the boulder up a hill. That explains why the boulder destroyed Texas </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mearcstapa 03/14/24 12:51:21 AM #16:	nocturnal_traveler posted... Is it this wheel? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5KYZ74OAak no its this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjQXbvLEr9k --- after years of waiting nothing came <cite>Mearcstapa posted [p:979358309] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote>nocturnal_traveler posted... </cite><quote>Is it this wheel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5KYZ74OAak</quote>no its this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjQXbvLEr9k </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CE_gonna_CE 03/14/24 12:51:53 AM #17:	So money and nothing changes? --- "Creed made better Pearl Jam music than Pearl Jam did" - shockthemonkey <cite>CE_gonna_CE posted [p:979358315] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote>So money and nothing changes? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nocturnal_traveler 03/14/24 12:54:20 AM #18:	Mearcstapa posted... no its this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjQXbvLEr9k As long as there isn't a guy whipping me, I think I can handle either one. --- --I understand your opinion. I just don't care about it. ~Jedah-- <cite>nocturnal_traveler posted [p:979358337] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote>Mearcstapa posted... </cite><quote>no its this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjQXbvLEr9k</quote>As long as there isn't a guy whipping me, I think I can handle either one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 03/14/24 1:02:33 AM #19:	BloodMoon7 posted... No your job is the classic rolling the boulder up a hill. That explains why the boulder destroyed Texas No, on one of my off days some jerk got into a fist fight with the boulder and it got pushed into some lava. Unless they got a new boulder and didnt tell me! --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:979358403] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite><quote>No your job is the classic rolling the boulder up a hill. That explains why the boulder destroyed Texas</quote>No, on one of my off days some jerk got into a fist fight with the boulder and it got pushed into some lava. Unless they got a new boulder and didnt tell me! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 03/17/24 3:25:48 AM #20:	BloodMoon7 posted... if you neglect this duty you immediately lose any remaining money you still have from the 1 billion dollars and you also become cursed and ugly and your pp shrinks Did I already take this deal, stop pushing it, and just forget? --- https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:979411925] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite><quote>if you neglect this duty you immediately lose any remaining money you still have from the 1 billion dollars and you also become cursed and ugly and your pp shrinks</quote>Did I already take this deal, stop pushing it, and just forget? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 03/17/24 3:32:14 AM #21:	pegusus123456 posted... Did I already take this deal, stop pushing it, and just forget? I feel the same. Cursed ugly, tiny wiener bros high five! --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:979411975] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote>pegusus123456 posted... </cite><quote>Did I already take this deal, stop pushing it, and just forget?</quote>I feel the same. Cursed ugly, tiny wiener bros high five! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gurifisu 03/17/24 3:40:00 AM #22:	Finally some respectable work --- Enter the baller zone: http://error1355.com/ce/Gurifisu.html <cite>Gurifisu posted [p:979412033] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote>Finally some respectable work </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BewmHedshot 03/17/24 4:35:05 AM #23:	Does the wheel at least go around an interesting path or it is like a Sisyphus kind of situation? What about lunch and bathroom breaks? <cite>BewmHedshot posted [p:979412331] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote>Does the wheel at least go around an interesting path or it is like a Sisyphus kind of situation? What about lunch and bathroom breaks?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 03/17/24 4:39:44 AM #24:	BewmHedshot posted... Does the wheel at least go around an interesting path or it is like a Sisyphus kind of situation? What about lunch and bathroom breaks? It wouldn't be so bad if it was a Sisyphus situation. One must imagine him happy, after all. --- https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:979412369] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote>BewmHedshot posted... </cite><quote>Does the wheel at least go around an interesting path or it is like a Sisyphus kind of situation? What about lunch and bathroom breaks?</quote>It wouldn't be so bad if it was a Sisyphus situation. One must imagine him happy, after all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RamenNoodles 03/17/24 4:53:15 AM #25:	Well pushing a giant wheel all day turned a scrawny kid into Arnold Schwarzenegger in the first Conan movie <cite>RamenNoodles posted [p:979412435] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote>Well pushing a giant wheel all day turned a scrawny kid into Arnold Schwarzenegger in the first Conan movie</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CellBlock7 03/17/24 5:02:57 AM #26:	For a billion dollars I would give a fucking polar bear a rectal exam in the wild with no tools other than my hands. I push the giant wheel all day and sometimes on my days off just for fun. --- A Medicore Time with Tom & Dan BDM 4 Life <cite>CellBlock7 posted [p:979412487] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote>For a billion dollars I would give a fucking polar bear a rectal exam in the wild with no tools other than my hands. I push the giant wheel all day and sometimes on my days off just for fun. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hejiru 03/17/24 5:11:56 AM #27:	If I could put headphones in and listen to some books/podcasts while I push then it wouldnt be so bad. --- The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense. <cite>Hejiru posted [p:979412536] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote>If I could put headphones in and listen to some books/podcasts while I push then it wouldnt be so bad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HOON 03/17/24 5:38:51 AM #28:	1 Agree to push wheel. 2 Push wheel until my already bad knee gives out. (Approximately 5 minutes) 3 retire to a lesser known Caribbean island and live in luxury. --- R.I.P. #43 "Kill all tires" <cite>HOON posted [p:979412692] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote>1 Agree to push wheel. 2 Push wheel until my already bad knee gives out. (Approximately 5 minutes)3 retire to a lesser known Caribbean island and live in luxury. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 03/17/24 5:58:53 AM #29:	pegusus123456 posted... It wouldn't be so bad if it was a Sisyphus situation. One must imagine him happy, after all. lol his name is Sisyphus --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:979412818] in 1 billion ... [t:80721043]...</cite> <quote>pegusus123456 posted... </cite><quote>It wouldn't be so bad if it was a Sisyphus situation. One must imagine him happy, after all.</quote>lol his name is Sisyphus </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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