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TopicWould you be ok with your future self stealing money from you?
PoopPotato
03/20/24 7:41:10 AM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Future me can time travel. He can simply tell me which publicly traded company will be the next Google, then hell be a swimming in money when he gets back to his time.
Lord Emperor Trump took complete ownership of the stock market in the year 2034. The only time it fluctuates is when he decides a stock should plummet and then have a meteoric rise. These dips usually only last for an hour or less, so you have to be paying attention. Future you is trying to cash in on the most recent dip of tanning spray.

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