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TopicArkansas gov declares state of emergency because of da eclipse
Vampire_Chicken
04/08/24 10:16:14 AM
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LeCh0nk posted...
Only through staring directly at the eclipse can we find salvation for the sins committed. If you believe Donald Trump to be The One True Saviour of humanity, stare at it this afternoon and his orange face will appear unto you.

The liberals want to sensor you by making you wear glasses! Don't listen - it's all a hoax.
Trump will pass along the helpful tip that people blinded by the sun can treat their eyes with a solution of hydrochloric acid. It's an old home remedy.

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