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TopicWhat the hell is this man going on about?
The_Sock
04/30/24 11:40:52 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXwRgnZ990I

Here's the transcript of what he said in the video:

My name.oh, let me tell you my name. Uh, Im confused because were supposed to be in the ministry, right? So is the church and state supposed to be separate? Im confused because I never went to school. Right? Does a confused person get a resolution? I dont understand. You see, when you go like that, you have a cross; two sticks, right? And thats how I felt when I was in Waterloo. Because when I walked in Waterloo and smiled at people, they treated me like a vampire. They used a cross, and they went like this, by not smiling at me. In Toronto (hey hi guys, you know me, Steve Spiroseasygoing?) those who know me, Im a nobody. You understand? And you cant kill a person with no body. So, why am I afraid? Im not afraid. Im afraid of the boogeyman. Whos the boogeyman? You figure it out! Im getting out of here! Im going to back to Waterloo where the vampires hang out, and Im gonna wear my sunglasses at night. You know why? Because women show their tits, have short skirts, and then they feel violated when I look at them! Why? Cause I have sunglasses on and Im weird. Im from Humberside. Im sorry if I made a fool of Humberside but all those people who called me a sleepwalker? I woke up. Now Im going back to sleep because Im gonna be committed in an isolation room because Im going to go back to the ministry and allow them to receive me as I am: a fuck up! GOODBYE! Toronto the good. Look at this square. It was a shithole when I worked here. Now it looks like New York Manhattan. Where are the bums? Theres no bums here! Toronto doesnt have bums. But in Waterloo theyre creating bums. They created me! Why? I dont know, maybe its the church. Talk to the pope. He knows everything. I had it! Im going to die. How can you die WHEN YOURE DEAD? Oh wait a second, Im going to be crucified right? Im not going to raise my voice because Im committed to the Lord. I love you.

Oh and near the end of the video the dude rips open his shirt for NO REASON.

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