The setting is from the last video game you played. The Antagonist is the main character of the last TV show you watched. The Objective is from the last book you read.
Ted and I are in the land of Calradia and we are trying to become the rulers of the land admist several other contenders, however King Gordon Ramsey is not going down lightly.
Spiderman and I are in 2027 China trying to save our friends form old vampires+rid the city of vampire kittens, but Korra* is being kinda a dick about it.
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Princess Merida and I are in Hell, following a bear we believe to be possessed by the spirit of a great god named Shardik, but Steve Irwin will not stand for having the bear be antagonized for the sake of superstition.
Roaming the Capital Wasteland, Mallory Kane and I are attempting to determine what a bunch of athletes and sportscasters are attempting to retrieve from behind a mysterious door in the Ministry of Magic.
Ellen Ripley and I are in Skyrim, trying to stop John Shepard from... whatever The Book of the New Sun is about. I don't know yet, I'm only a few chapters in.
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"My name is Ezio Auditore da Firenze, and like my father before me, I am an accountant" Nothing is true. Everything is tax-deductible
Thomas O'Malley and I are in Dream Land. We're trying to take down the Capitol and put a stop to the annual Hunger Games but Chandler and Joey are trying to stop us because they enjoy watching the games on tv.
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"THIS is how you make Nintendo win another generation. Good job, Sony and Microsoft, you're idiots." - Vlado
Walter and I are performing miracles in Mexico in preparation for when (the head of) Nixon will call us, who'll grant me (us?) monumental fame and glory after death in return for my (our?) life when He demands it.
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I'm but a simple companion in the pack of gurus whereof SuperNiceDog is the pack leader!
Jean-Luc Picard and I are in China and we are trying to go back in time to stop the JFK assassination, but Islamic terrorist Abu Fayed is plotting against us.
Me and the poorly acted main character of some low-budget s***ty horror movie are in Touhou world, doing something involving the Higgs Boson particle (I haven't read a book in so long, I have to use most recently read internet article instead). Trying to stop us is whichever "celebrity panelist" counts as the "main character" of World's Dumbest (we'll just say Brad Loekle because I think he'd make the most hilarious antagonist)
-- I never said anything about banging her. Also, I wouldn't bang her. -LusterSoldier (on a fat pageant mom whose daughter chugs Mt. Dew)
Me and Meryl Streep from Mama Mia have to stop Eric Cartman from driving the world to insanity in Fable 3's industrial nightmare, presumably by sing off.
Merida and I are trying to wrest control of Summoner's Rift from Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman
Oh crap, I forgot I did see an episode of Mythbusters yesterday. It makes much more sense that those two would be evil followers of Lord Voldemort than a bunch of jocks.
Merida and I are classmates trapped in Green Hill Zone participating in "The Program". We are trying to escape the Zone (which is under the control of Supervisor Jerry Seinfeld) and from being forced to kill each other and our 40 fellow classmates
Me and Spidey are on a quest to kill all the Avengers and create global peace, but Ned Stark is out to stop us. On the space station from the beginning of Space Quest 2.
-- One Piece: Pirates with style! -= Metal Gear Solid: Tactical Espionage Action =-
Spiderman and I are in 2027 China trying to save our friends form old vampires+rid the city of vampire kittens, but Korra* is being kinda a dick about it.
Surprised only two of us with Spidey so far
-- One Piece: Pirates with style! -= Metal Gear Solid: Tactical Espionage Action =-
Me and Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter are in the wartorn Pokemon Region of Ransei, fighting against... uhh... whoever the antagonist of The Office is, on a quest for One Piece/to become the Pirate King.
... well, that highly depends on whether me and Honest Abe can Link with pokes, really. Unless Comics/mangas don't count as books, and I can change the Office to one that has a clear antagonist, in which case:
Me and Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter are in the wartorn Pokemon Region of Ransei, attempting to have a vacation while cop instincts made us stand up for the rights of the downtrodden (from Snuff, Discworld) against Howard Epps, the Gravedigger, the Gormogon cult, Jacob Broadsky, and Richard Pelant (Bones)
.. hmm... pretty much screwed.
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My Little Phineas and Ferb: Summer is Magic! Aww, I lost to SuperNiceDog, Winner of the Rivalry Rumble Guru Contest
I'm flying with the Tuskegee Airmen over New York City. If we can keep Regis Philbin's fighters off the bombers long enough for them to take out OsCorp Tower, the Iron Throne of Westeros will be ours.
-- SuperNiceDog didn't have to reconcile his name... But Dauntless Hunter is now MrGreenonion
Captain America and I are in the wartorn Ransei Region of Japan that has Pokemon for some reason trying to figure out why Mikuru Asahina has appeared from eight days in the future, while being opposed by Emiya Kiritsugu.
That's kind of stupid to be honest.
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The setting is from the last video game you played. The Antagonist is the main character of the last TV show you watched. The Objective is from the last book you read.
Captain Americia and I are in Aldurant, battling against Peter Griffin to.....
I have no idea what we're doing.
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I don't even know when the last time I watched a legitimate (Non-sports/news) TV show was
so I'll count David Ferrer as the bad guy since I was rooting for Murray and say
Luke Skywalker and I are in Demon-Wrecked Tokyo trying to keep David Ferrer from preventing a nameless man from discovering and teaching individuality
(A New Hope, Devil Survivor 2, Wimbledon Quarterfinals, and Anthem respectively. I don't know how to really quantify the "objective" of Anthem so I just went with that )
Or maybe we're the ones trying to teach individuality maybe?
I don't know. This kind of topic makes my head hurt when I'm tired.
the prometheus chick and i are in oblivion fighting jon snow for the throne
given that he's more experienced in protecting the realm from evil abominations i'm pretty sure people are more likely to support him
song of ice and fire novels given his birth in the books, there's also a decent chance that in oblivion's setting he's the emperor's illegitimate son in kvatch. i haven't advanced the main story enough to see how that plays out, but i wouldn't be surprised if i was completely screwed here
Nick Hendricks and I are traveling through Terca Lumireis, on a quest to stop Sterling Archer from launching multiple nuclear bombs placed around the world in a dozen cars.
-- http://zerosignal620.wordpress.com/ My scythe is close to where my heart used to be - Manuel Calavera
Captain James Tiberius Kirk and I are in Sinnoh collecting badges and stuff, I guess.
Unfortunately, Ash Ketchum is trying to prevent us from reaching our goal, which... what the hell, that actually makes sense.
Our real objective, however, is nothing short of attaining Friedrich Nietszche's proposed superhuman state. Hopefully we get some help from Flying types?
-- K | H | A | Q | Q | A | H | K "we're about 50 years behind the rest of western society." -icon on B8
So me and Vash the Stampede are on the war-torn continent of Elibe, while Demon Lord Arran (and/or Arthur) is trying to stop us from stopping a human made life-form from continuing a murderous rampage..?
Last Movie: Trigun: Badlands Rumble Last Game: Fire Emblem 6: Sword of Seals Last Show: Tears to Tiara (anime) Last Book: Frakenstein
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