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faramir77 08/30/17 2:17:09 AM #1: |
Ordering a pizza and telling them "no anchovies".
I literally have never seen a pizza place offer a pizza with anchovies on it. Was this really ever a thing or were they just fucking with us because as a kid I always took it seriously --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk -- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. -- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJ4Bejita 08/30/17 2:39:37 AM #2: |
Really? Pretty much every pizza place I've ever been to has at least one pizza with anchovies. Cause they're awesome.
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HainoRocks 08/30/17 2:54:15 AM #3: |
^ Yeah, but you usually have to order them specifically. I've never had to specify that I DON'T want them.
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Zeus 08/30/17 3:10:08 AM #4: |
Yeah, I'm not sure why you haven't seen anchovies offered but most places seem to offer them (and I've ordered them by mistake by doing that "no anchovies" gag). Major chains might be an exception, though.
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TheCyborgNinja 08/30/17 9:32:24 AM #5: |
The way "trained professionals" hold firearms incorrectly always drove me nuts. They've really cut back on that since the '90s.
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Muffinz0rz 08/30/17 12:31:48 PM #6: |
Password guessing
A big and recent offender occurs in Ozark, where That said, aside from that and a few other things that bugged me, it really is a good show. --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dedbus 08/30/17 12:45:17 PM #7: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
Password guessing I've actually found out the password to my friends computer like that back in the day. His parents locked it out when they weren't there and I was guessing password from stuff around the desk. Turned out it was a phrase on a cd. Hacker/detective skills+1000 when it worked hahaha! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Firewood18 08/30/17 12:53:47 PM #8: |
One trope in general that grinds my gears is the Trojan prisoner ploy. Star Wars has used this way too fucking much.
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ernieforss 08/30/17 12:58:18 PM #9: |
the cloths they wear in school. nobody was that trendy in shcool.
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Dikitain 08/30/17 1:24:11 PM #10: |
In high school situations, people having like 5-10 minutes to talk in-between classes. When I was in school you got about 5 minutes between class, which was just enough to go to your locker, get books for the next class, and get to class. If you carried all your books with you you would maybe get 1 or 2 minutes to talk if that. You never got to have long conversations, that only happened during lunch and maybe study hall if you had a teacher that let you talk.
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Sensual_T_Rex 08/30/17 1:35:43 PM #11: |
Taxis. I remember back in the 80s and early 90s whenever some one took a taxi they'd never pay them. Like the character would show up at wherever and bolt out of the taxi and the taxi would just drive off.
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Currant_Kaiser 08/30/17 1:38:16 PM #12: |
Stuffing kids into lockers.
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darkknight109 08/30/17 2:13:17 PM #13: |
High school kids looking strangely like adults in their mid-20s.
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Zeus 08/30/17 2:33:45 PM #14: |
dedbus posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...Password guessing tbh, just pass guessing has always driven me crazy. Dikitain posted... In high school situations, people having like 5-10 minutes to talk in-between classes. When I was in school you got about 5 minutes between class, which was just enough to go to your locker, get books for the next class, and get to class. If you carried all your books with you you would maybe get 1 or 2 minutes to talk if that. You never got to have long conversations, that only happened during lunch and maybe study hall if you had a teacher that let you talk. Same. Half the time it wasn't even enough time to use the can while going from one wing of the school to the other. Never even had time to use a locker. Currant_Kaiser posted... Stuffing kids into lockers. I'm sure people have tried it after seeing it done on tv, tbh. --- (\/)(\/)|-| In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darkknight109 08/30/17 3:36:49 PM #16: |
Zeus posted...
I'm sure people have tried it after seeing it done on tv, tbh. I don't see how it would even be possible unless the other kid was a willing participant. Even if it's a big kid picking on a shrimpier one, they'd have to lift a kid up who's reasonably close to them in size/weight, open the locker door, get the kid inside, corral their arms and legs and stuff those in too, close the door, and lock the locker, and those last two steps can be thwarted by any kid who has the presence of mind to tuck their knees in towards their chest and brace their feet on the door. --- Kill 1 man: You are a murderer. Kill 10 men: You are a monster. Kill 100 men: You are a hero. Kill 10,000 men, you are a conqueror! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Peterass 08/30/17 3:39:10 PM #17: |
"Bad kids" giving "good kids" drugs for free so that they can get them hooked and eventually sell to them.. I'm sure it's happened but the drug dealers in my school never gave away anything for free.
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Zeus 08/30/17 3:53:12 PM #18: |
darkknight109 posted...
Zeus posted...I'm sure people have tried it after seeing it done on tv, tbh. Define "willing." Assuming that they're not forcibly shoved in there -- and no, they aren't guaranteed to be roughly the same size and weight because they could be several years older plus the larger guys tend to pick on the small ones -- they can still be coerced through violence or, in other cases, beaten first then pushed in there. And I seem to recall at least one Boy Meets World ep where a bully coerced Corey into a locker (albeit to comedic effect) --- (\/)(\/)|-| In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Currant_Kaiser 08/30/17 4:14:42 PM #19: |
Another point on the locker thing: they always get away with it on television, which I guess would be the Karma Houdini trope? If some kid tried to lock another in a locker, they'd get their ass expelled in no time flat.
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FourthDimension 08/30/17 4:20:46 PM #20: |
Bilingual people randomly using foreign words when speaking with people who only speak English
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Muffinz0rz 08/30/17 4:27:27 PM #21: |
Zeus posted...
darkknight109 posted...Zeus posted...I'm sure people have tried it after seeing it done on tv, tbh. Zeus is speaking from experience --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OmegaM 08/30/17 4:34:24 PM #22: |
faramir77 posted...
Ordering a pizza and telling them "no anchovies". This article says that anchovies were one of the first pizza toppings and therefore have been grandfathered into today's menus: http://www.slate.com/articles/life/explainer/2012/03/why_do_pizzerias_offer_anchovies_.html Of course, as somebody else said, I can't imagine pizza in America having anchovies on it by default. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jen0125 08/30/17 4:40:15 PM #23: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
do you need to do this every single time? do you realize how childish this is? --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wii3Kings 08/30/17 4:44:57 PM #24: |
Currant_Kaiser posted...
Another point on the locker thing: they always get away with it on television, which I guess would be the Karma Houdini trope? If some kid tried to lock another in a locker, they'd get their ass expelled in no time flat. When I was in high school we had "Freshman Kill Day", every year on the Friday before homecoming. Things liked this happened and administrators looked the other way. There were several unwritten rules on this day (not tattling/no serious harm) getting stuffed in the locker was one of the least humiliating things. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SKARDAVNELNATE 08/30/17 5:15:23 PM #25: |
Deleting files on a computer previews the file first so you can see what is being deleted.
Monitors that make an audible noise when something on the display changes. Using black mail material that is less severe than being exposed a black mailer by making the material known. --- No locked doors, no windows barred. No more things to make my brain seem SKARD. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smarkil 08/30/17 5:33:21 PM #26: |
Quicksand.
When I was a kid, I thought quicksand was a real and serious issue. I thought I'd have to run serpentine around quicksand everywhere I went. Turns out it really isn't much of a problem. --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Currant_Kaiser 08/30/17 10:17:49 PM #27: |
Wii3Kings posted...
Currant_Kaiser posted...Another point on the locker thing: they always get away with it on television, which I guess would be the Karma Houdini trope? If some kid tried to lock another in a locker, they'd get their ass expelled in no time flat. Sounds like something parents would be calling for someone's head for if they caught wind. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dragon504 08/30/17 10:21:48 PM #28: |
No mention of car keys under the visor?
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Muffinz0rz 08/31/17 10:31:01 AM #29: |
Jen0125 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted... Not as childish as his arguing style of going for the win by running away and hoping the other party forgets to reply --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dikitain 08/31/17 10:40:42 AM #30: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
Jen0125 posted...Muffinz0rz posted... Dude, you are getting TROLLED like a mofo. --- I am a senior software engineer. If you see me post here, I am tired of writing TPS reports. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 08/31/17 10:46:45 AM #31: |
Dikitain posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...Jen0125 posted...Muffinz0rz posted... Other way around fam He's the one crying alone in a corner because he couldn't compete with me --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dikitain 08/31/17 10:51:59 AM #32: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
Dikitain posted...Muffinz0rz posted...Jen0125 posted...Muffinz0rz posted... Which is why you are getting upset that he has you on ignore. When people put me on ignore, I laugh and keep doing whatever I keep doing. Not obsess about it and try to get people to quote me because my precious ego has been bruised. Face it dude, he has you by the balls and is twisting them like a beer bottle top. --- I am a senior software engineer. If you see me post here, I am tired of writing TPS reports. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 08/31/17 11:18:33 AM #33: |
Dikitain posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...Dikitain posted...Muffinz0rz posted...Jen0125 posted...Muffinz0rz posted... Who says I'm upset? I'm giddy. Him ignoring me means I won. Fact is, I am still doing what I'm doing, which is posting on GameFAQs to kill time at work. Nothing about that has changed. Fact is, I had him by the balls so hard that he alt + F4'd his way outta there. --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OhhhJa 08/31/17 11:28:51 AM #34: |
People hanging up the phone without saying bye
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OhhhJa 08/31/17 11:30:35 AM #35: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
Who says I'm upset? I'm giddy. Him ignoring me means I won. Every time I see a post from you it's about some drama involving another poster ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MacrossSpecial 08/31/17 11:32:36 AM #36: |
FourthDimension posted...
Bilingual people randomly using foreign words when speaking with people who only speak English That is a good one, probably one of the big instances of life imitating art - to this day I still hardly ever see people doing this. Also, I went to a high school with about 5500 kids. The only people who had lockers were the physically disabled students... I never even saw a rotating combination lock until the military. --- ...Dude, you're a ****ing douche. Get off my god damn internets. - RX7Infinitilll ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 08/31/17 11:37:21 AM #37: |
OhhhJa posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...Who says I'm upset? I'm giddy. Him ignoring me means I won. That sounds like a you problem --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dikitain 08/31/17 11:40:56 AM #38: |
MacrossSpecial posted...
Also, I went to a high school with about 5500 kids. The only people who had lockers were the physically disabled students... I never even saw a rotating combination lock until the military. 5500?? Jesus tap dancing Christ I thought my school was stuffed with 1500 students. Granted it was overcrowded because the building was built to house 1000 but still. Even then everyone had a locker, in fact if you were a senior you got a locker in a special hall (although by the time I was a senior I only used it for my coat. Everything else I carried in my back pack. ) --- I am a senior software engineer. If you see me post here, I am tired of writing TPS reports. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OhhhJa 08/31/17 11:40:58 AM #39: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
OhhhJa posted...Muffinz0rz posted...Who says I'm upset? I'm giddy. Him ignoring me means I won. Not really ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 08/31/17 11:48:09 AM #40: |
OhhhJa posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...OhhhJa posted...Muffinz0rz posted...Who says I'm upset? I'm giddy. Him ignoring me means I won. You're the one obsessed with me fam, ain't my problem --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OhhhJa 08/31/17 11:52:04 AM #41: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
OhhhJa posted...Muffinz0rz posted...OhhhJa posted...Muffinz0rz posted...Who says I'm upset? I'm giddy. Him ignoring me means I won. One doesn't need to be obsessed to see all your topics obsessing over jen and rc and posts about zeus ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlleRacing 08/31/17 11:55:03 AM #42: |
MacrossSpecial posted...
FourthDimension posted...Bilingual people randomly using foreign words when speaking with people who only speak English My highschool had ~930 kids, and even we mostly had 2 to a locker. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zeus 08/31/17 11:58:38 AM #43: |
I'm not sure if I should feel mirth or pity over Muffer's continued obsession.
dragon504 posted... No mention of car keys under the visor? I'm sure people actually did that before it became a trope. Same for placing keys over door sills and under rocks near the front door. However, as soon as everybody knows that it's a common thing to do, the people who might have thought it a good idea realize it's an ineffective hiding spot. --- (\/)(\/)|-| In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 08/31/17 12:04:51 PM #44: |
OhhhJa posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...OhhhJa posted...Muffinz0rz posted...OhhhJa posted...Muffinz0rz posted...Who says I'm upset? I'm giddy. Him ignoring me means I won. SourceNotFound.jpg OhhhJa posted... and posts about zeus Not my fault he lost and refuses to admit it --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Troll_Police_ 08/31/17 12:15:29 PM #45: |
muffin, do you realize how fucking delusional you have to be for people on this board to take zeus' side over yours?
seriously, your obsession with him is creepy af, and it proves that you are indeed the one getting trolled here. --- Is this going to be one of those times when you pretend not to have a plan until the last moment? And then turn out to really not have one? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 08/31/17 12:17:16 PM #46: |
Troll_Police_ posted...
muffin, do you realize how fucking delusional you have to be for people on this board to take zeus' side over yours? Troll_Police_ posted... seriously, your obsession with him is creepy af, and it proves that you are indeed the one getting trolled here. Why is it an "obsession" and not just "excessive celebration?" I won and I like showing off. --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MacrossSpecial 08/31/17 2:20:01 PM #47: |
AlleRacing posted...
MacrossSpecial posted...FourthDimension posted...Bilingual people randomly using foreign words when speaking with people who only speak English Ha, my graduating class had over a thousand. There were only like 100 lockers in any case. Every classroom had the books for the class taught there and kids were issued all their books for home at the beginning of the year so there really was no need to have a locker - you could rent a book you needed from the library if you wanted to study at school. I remember most kids not even having backpacks. --- ...Dude, you're a ****ing douche. Get off my god damn internets. - RX7Infinitilll ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ernieforss 08/31/17 5:29:47 PM #48: |
man i guess i was lucky. i had my own locker in high school and we had a class of 1700. But it was 5 buildings and some of the buildings were 2 floors.
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Zeus 08/31/17 6:33:42 PM #49: |
MacrossSpecial posted...
Every classroom had the books for the class taught there and kids were issued all their books for home at the beginning of the year so there really was no need to have a locker - you could rent a book you needed from the library if you wanted to study at school. I remember most kids not even having backpacks. Damn. My backpack weighted 65 lbs. Could have saved my back to implement a take-home plan. --- (\/)(\/)|-| In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mooreandrew58 08/31/17 8:44:29 PM #50: |
I think it was just a jab at how a lot of people just really hate anchovies
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helIy 08/31/17 8:55:33 PM #51: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
Who says I'm upset? I'm giddy. Him ignoring me means I won. and you're constantly trying to get his attention he is doing nothing, and you are trying your damnedest to get him to notice you face it fam, you're upset af. you're obsessed with the guy, to a very unhealthy degree. --- depressed again morning comes too fast and i'm tired of the routine ... Copied to Clipboard!
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