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PK_Spam
09/11/17 12:13:29 AM
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Jerrys

And at best, they're Beth or Summer.

But none of them are Ricks. Not even close.
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AceAttorneyist
09/11/17 12:14:44 AM
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And which are you?
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s0nicfan
09/11/17 12:15:09 AM
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They're not cold, unfeeling assholes with a superiority complex?

You wanna rethink this comparison?
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Medussa
09/11/17 12:15:53 AM
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I'm definitely a Summer. Bitchy and insecure, but usually at least competent.
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PK_Spam
09/11/17 12:26:29 AM
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AceAttorneyist posted...
And which are you?

Probably jerry. Like most other people I have seemingly little to no control over my life. Unlike Jerry, I don't hide behind a false sense of power, and recognize that, if I were in any of the situations he was in, I'd shit my pants over and over again too.

s0nicfan posted...
They're not cold, unfeeling assholes with a superiority complex?

You wanna rethink this comparison?

When they say they're Rick, what they mean is that they think they're sooooooo much smarter than everyone else. Or they could be. If they cared. But they don't. But if they did, they would. But, again, they won't show everyone how smart they are. Because they just don't care. Even though, deep down, they know they suck.

So they're all the physical embodiments of this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUuU99c_9mY

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Trigg3rH4ppy
09/11/17 12:28:31 AM
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No but we definitely have some alcoholics that may have pickled themselves by this point
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PK_Spam
09/11/17 12:31:44 AM
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P sure alcoholics intentionally pickle themselves all the time because getting "pickled" is just another way to say that you got so shitfaced you passed out for a long period of time
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boxington
09/11/17 12:32:32 AM
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I'm Mr. Goldenfold.

I haven't learned a thing
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Deadpool_18
09/11/17 12:33:02 AM
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We call the idiots on the mountain "Jerrys"
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Axiom
09/11/17 12:34:57 AM
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I like single Jerry tbh
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